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BruceVC

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I'm going to go play hockey, and my wife is going to stay home and watch the kids.  I got her flowers two weeks ago before the prices went through the roof, and I'm taking her to a nice dinner sometime next week.  Screw the calendar.  

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Bah. Made up holiday that no male with a significant other can afford to ignore.

Sure you can ignore it. Just have a backbone :p

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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I did jot down a quick poem for the missus.

 

The Future

 

Some day a powerful rocket will blast

Deep into space in search of a new home

Loaded with records of our ancient past

Amongst the shining comets it will roam

 

The caretakers of this majestic ship

Will ascend from an epic lineage

Born from the love of Missy and Patrick

The catalyst, the spark of a new age

 

Passion and faith will lead the human race

Beyond our blanket of comforting stars

Because love like ours is grander than space

It could conquer the great red god of Mars

 

Some day we will reach the heavens above

And gift them the rich story of our love.

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I did jot down a quick poem for the missus.

 

The Future

 

Some day a powerful rocket will blast

Deep into space in search of a new home

Loaded with records of our ancient past

Amongst the shining comets it will roam

 

The caretakers of this majestic ship

Will ascend from an epic lineage

Born from the love of Missy and Patrick

The catalyst, the spark of a new age

 

Passion and faith will lead the human race

Beyond our blanket of comforting stars

Because love like ours is grander than space

It could conquer the great red god of Mars

 

Some day we will reach the heavens above

And gift them the rich story of our love.

Not bad.

"Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking.

 

I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic.

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EDIT: Wait, aren't you a feminist Bruce? I'm not expert on feminism, but I thought the objectification of women is supposed to be against the rules. Am I missing something?

Pseudo-feminism is just one of the myriad facets of an epic-level troll.
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The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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