writh a poem you know you will not find in EP.. here is mine

[okkoko]

Turd of glory ..

 

this is a story about high and wide about tall yes unimportant a life full of meaning and still just sleeping a turd this story is about a smelly one yes long and with the help of firm anus ringing elongated in to a long brute goo stinking substance of well suited yes strong as my disgust is mounting of its assistance still it is needed and now is resting under the toilet pits watery grave and now all that is needed is flushing out this impressive piece coming from over the toilet seat..

[IndiraLightfoot]

Spectacled Greenheads - Whence They Came

 

Umpteen green-headed poem failers
Coming home across the briney sea
When the anchor's weighed
And the journey's made
Yes they'll start the party
With a heave-ho, me-hearty

 

[centurionofprix]

yo ~~

It's White imperialism in black face

Smile as they keep you trapped in the rat race

Or wrapped in that place called Guantanamo Bay

 

... ah ****it, I can't do it.

Edited August 18, 2013 by centurionofprix

[PK htiw klaw eriF]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've just spent $10.63 on cards and ****

Now can I have sex with you?

[centurionofprix]

yo ~~

It's White imperialism in black face

Smile as they keep you trapped in the rat race

Or wrapped in that place called Guantanamo Bay

 

... ah ****it, I can't do it.

Oh man, drunken political freestyle. Embarrassing!

Edited August 18, 2013 by centurionofprix

[rjshae]

Writh a poem will you?
This infernal clown needs it,
like a fly needs sh**.

Okay, it's a haiku...

[Lephys]

Youuuuu take the haiiii-ku and I'lllll take the lowwww-ku and I'lllll be the firrrst ta' get ta' Jaaaaaa-pannnnnn.

 

Edited August 18, 2013 by Lephys

[Grape_You_In_The_Mouth]

There once were some elves condescending,

Upon Dwarves and their pitiful "meddling,"

But when the Dwarves saw their daughters,

They broke in with a slaughter,

And it was no longer steel they were bending!

Edited August 19, 2013 by Grape_You_In_The_Mouth

[JFSOCC]

A poem, presumably PE related, about things you would not find in PE? or sorry, EP...

 

Tasty elves

more stringy than beef

make for great eating

beating godlike for grief

quite delicious themselves

in sour apple sauce,

a tangy relief

 

Orlans are too hairy

except for their chief

I plucked that old bastard

for being a thief.

His heart was rotten,

his liver was gamy

but after his brain was sautéed

ecstasy fleeting

 

I ranged my eye further

beyond where the dwarves delve

to fat for my taste

and to sturdy to cleave

 

Aumaua I believe

maybe a dish worth repeating.

Edited August 19, 2013 by JFSOCC

[IndiraLightfoot]

JFSOCC: Great poem! Only thing is, I got a feeling that it will be included in PE...er, sorry...EP.

[JFSOCC]

nah, I could do much better