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Under what circumstances are you allowed to pick up an opposing player and run off with him, screaming "wub wub wub wub wub wub"?

 

It's a tactic I only just thought of.

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There seems to be a local unisex rugby league in western Finland. I suspect that particular approach might come up there.

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Is this where the old crack of "rugby is a game played by men with odd-shaped balls" comes into play?

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Under what circumstances are you allowed to pick up an opposing player and run off with him, screaming "wub wub wub wub wub wub"?

 

It's a tactic I only just thought of.

Surprisingly difficult to, er, carry off when the subject is 100+kg and doesn't really want to be picked up.

 

(Pretty sure it's illegal to lift an opponent deliberately)

 

We have a nude rugby league here. Yeah, the mind boggles.

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One has to admit i've seen a few fly halves of late who've been disgustingly pretty, obviously it helps that these gentlemen have never had their faces flattened in the scrum, and so possess all of their own teeth, unbroken noses and normal ears. Even so it does seem to be a new breed playing the sport. Some of the blighters wear grooming products in their hair, very strange.

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There are many very good looking and athletically built Rugby players in the international circuit. They have ladies swooning all over them and its understandable :wub:

I think the days of assuming Ruby players need to look like Ogres are over

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Under what circumstances are you allowed to pick up an opposing player and run off with him, screaming "wub wub wub wub wub wub"?

 

It's a tactic I only just thought of.

Probably more of an AFL thing, I'd imagine.

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I think you're right about no lifting. :(

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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