Walsingham Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Used a few seconds ago to address formatting shenanigans in Open Office: "What in the name of blue sparking f*** keeps doing that?" "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 My usual reaction to Microsoft Excel, despite having used it on a daily basis for years. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 My intent was not to highlight Open Office, but rather the degree of inventive swearing extreme situations trigger. Do you have a preferred phrase, Gorgo? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I usually perform violence on the keyboard. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I rarely swear, except that one time when I kicked a cobblestone and split a toe nail. Instead I can be pretty blunt in my responses and assessment of things. “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 When I swear I don't really think of what I'm saying, it just comes out. Recently I threw out "holy pus explosion", though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I come from the land of Swearing...in Spanish. But we do curse like champs, I also know how to swear in Italian although I don't know how to speak Italian. Go figure, but i'm already getting my expostulation (what a mouthful) from me mum who has taken to screaming every time I curse. Nothing can beat classical conditioning. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 My first couple years as a teacher there were a couple slip ups, but usually it was 'crap' or 'pain in the ass' instead of the big ones. It made the kids gasp, which was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 3, 2011 Author Share Posted July 3, 2011 I come from the land of Swearing...in Spanish. But we do curse like champs, I also know how to swear in Italian although I don't know how to speak Italian. Go figure,but i'm already getting my expostulation (what a mouthful) from me mum who has taken to screaming every time I curse. Nothing can beat classical conditioning. Having a lady scream at banshee pitch whenever you swore would be awesome. Like the cannons in the 1812 overture. I also like 'holy pus explosion', for the Batman reference if nothing else. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 I think you just want a lady I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 3, 2011 Author Share Posted July 3, 2011 I think you just want a lady Thanks a lot, you bastard. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 I think you just want a lady Thanks a lot, you bastard. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 I swear far too much. My current tactic is to make up swear words that translate to the actual English one but only I know that, either that or try to be less angry. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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