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Starcraft 2 for Kinect. Requires two white guys in sweats in broad daylight to beat a single korean in the dark.

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Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/console/

 

Starcraft 2 for Kinect. Requires two white guys in sweats in broad daylight to be a single korean in the dark.

 

*Checks calendar*

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Charlie Sheen, Winning, songified.

 

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

Charlie Sheen, Winning, songified.

 

;)

 

Catchy too. :shifty:

Screwattack's intro to

OMG, this game is

Edited by GreasyDogMeat

OMG....no, no, no. He was serious? :lol:

 

The Governator - OFFICIAL TRAILER

 

Edit: article link

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Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

Charlie Sheen, Winning, songified.

 

 

 

Fabulous. Bravo.

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Not as good as the song though... :)

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Britain's Deputy Prime Minister sometimes just puts on music and cries.

 

This puts me in mind of the rather cruel observation that Americans only voted for a President who was dumber than they were. But it now seems that Clegg is gambling on Britons voting for a Prime Minister who is wussier than they are.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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But it now seems that Clegg is gambling on Britons voting for a Prime Minister who is wussier than they are.

 

A ballsy move.. oh wait..

Fortune favors the bald.

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Have a cousin who lived in Australia. She was chased out of the house 3 or 4 times by one of those spiders. :ermm:

In principle I'm not against spiders that big. Any excuse for setting up an old bofors gun in the lounge.

 

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Edited by Walsingham

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Any Australian household should come with a +1 Claymore of insect slaying, really.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Any Australian household should come with a +1 Claymore of insect slaying, really.

The land mine or the bludgeoning weapon? Maybe both...

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a Claymore is a 2hand sword..

 

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Fortune favors the bald.

I got my medieval instruments of death confused. Was thinking of a flail. I made an

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a Claymore is a 2hand sword..

 

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It's also an explosive

 

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And a Bulgarian Metal Band

 

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All three are perfectly adequate to get rid of large spiders, though with the third option you then need something to get rid of the Bulgarian metal band. You'll find yourself back to the sword or explosive again and wondering why you hired a Bulgarian metal band to deal with your spider problem in the first place.

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LOL. Probably not funny to anyone but me, but it just occurred to me that modern claymores must have a freaking flowchart printed on them, with pages from international law, so that you can work out who the enemy is before pointing it at him.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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LOL. Probably not funny to anyone but me, but it just occurred to me that modern claymores must have a freaking flowchart printed on them, with pages from international law, so that you can work out who the enemy is before pointing it at him.

 

The band, the bomb or the sword? or all three perhaps..

Fortune favors the bald.

Why not pack the claymore mine with candy, sort of turn it into a dynamic pinata?

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Dynamite pinata. Putting the fun back in fundamentalist violence.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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