mkreku Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Top four: 1 Iceland 93.5 2 Switzerland 89.1 3 Costa Rica 86.4 4 Sweden 86.0 Source: http://www.epi.yale.edu/Countries As we all know, Iceland has dirty, dirty volcanoes so they don't count, Switzerland smells like cheese and Costa Rica isn't even a country, so.. Sweden wins! Yes, our socialist, tree-hugging little country keeps placing highly. This must piss off the right wing nuts to no end. I love it. Oh, and I usually call the Finns dirty (12:th), but I'm gonna change that to dirty Danes (32:nd, wtf!) from now on. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Enviromment enshvironment. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Dirty foreigners. We are number one, everyone else is number two or lower. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 (edited) You have the cleanest country because there's nothing else to do in Sweden besides clean. EDIT: and eat revolting licorice. Edited April 24, 2010 by Walsingham "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 The lakes area contains some of the most pristine wilderness you can find in northern Europe. I'd want to take care of it as well if it hadn't been ruined already (like in Denmark) Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rostere Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Being clean, pretty much equivalent to being Swedish. Wait... "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 The lakes area contains some of the most pristine wilderness you can find in northern Europe. I'd want to take care of it as well if it hadn't been ruined already (like in Denmark) The Lake area? Thats like saying "the sandy parts of sahara". DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Sweden would be a great place, a paradise on earth, the utopia, Shangri La, the closest to Eden. If it weren't for the Swedish I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Lies. We are superior to all neighbouring peoples. Tall, humble, handsome and we dont speak funny. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilhelm Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 (edited) Volcanoes don't count, so Iceland is still the cleanest. Sorry, Sweden, you'll have to do with being #4. :3 Edited April 24, 2010 by Vilhelm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Volcanoes totally counts. Spewing forth a poisonous cloud of ash and chemicals large enough to cover an entire continent does not qualify anywhere near clean. Its like having a cow in your kitchen and insist it isnt unhygienic because cow poop is a naturally occuring phenomena. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilhelm Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Volcanoes totally counts. Spewing forth a poisonous cloud of ash and chemicals large enough to cover an entire continent does not qualify anywhere near clean. Its like having a cow in your kitchen and insist it isnt unhygienic because cow poop is a naturally occuring phenomena. You can get the cow out of the kitchen whereas you cannot get the volcano out of the country. It's just there, whether you like it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterfade Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 I'm surprised that NZ is dirtier than the UK. Gotta show this to my kiwi friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted April 25, 2010 Author Share Posted April 25, 2010 You can get the cow out of the kitchen whereas you cannot get the volcano out of the country. It's just there, whether you like it or not. Lies! Sweden used to be full of volcanoes, but we plugged them up. To make Sweden cleaner. True story. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilhelm Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 You can get the cow out of the kitchen whereas you cannot get the volcano out of the country. It's just there, whether you like it or not. Lies! Sweden used to be full of volcanoes, but we plugged them up. To make Sweden cleaner. True story. Yeah, 60 million years ago. I see your bragging rights flying away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Sweden may be the cleanest country, but are the Swedes the cleanest? Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 (edited) ^ Dunno, but by the tone of this thread I suspect they are the smuggest. Edited April 25, 2010 by Monte Carlo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted April 25, 2010 Author Share Posted April 25, 2010 Sweden may be the cleanest country, but are the Swedes the cleanest? Yes. In fact, Sweden is so clean, all you have to do is go out and fall down. When you get up again, you're actually cleaner! True story. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Sweden may be the cleanest country, but are the Swedes the cleanest? Yes. In fact, Sweden is so clean, all you have to do is go out and fall down. When you get up again, you're actually cleaner! True story. For some reason I find that notion completely hilarious. Tourists would come in, and keep 'accidentally' falling down, only to provoke weary and angry Swedes to unfold brooms and other more advanced cleaning utensils from their pockets and set about disposing of the mess left by the irksome foreigners. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 You can get the cow out of the kitchen whereas you cannot get the volcano out of the country. It's just there, whether you like it or not. Lies! Sweden used to be full of volcanoes, but we plugged them up. To make Sweden cleaner. True story. Yeah, 60 million years ago. I see your bragging rights flying away. It's called being proactive. And maybe you guys should have tried some of that, and we wouldnt be in this mess right now. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath of Dagon Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Did you hear about the Swede who loved his wife so much he told her so? "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Can we please not try taunting anyone into becoming volcanically active? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Can we please not try taunting anyone into becoming volcanically active? They're Swedes, what are they going to do? Be neutral and clean us to death I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Can we please not try taunting anyone into becoming volcanically active? They're Swedes, what are they going to do? Be neutral and clean us to death VOLCANICALLY ACTIVE "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Lies. We are superior to all neighbouring peoples. Tall, humble, handsome and we dont speak funny. I think there was totally unpartial, scientific, international research done to who speaks funny between our dear neighbours and us... Oh, yes. Found it: Test sentence: "Island, island, grassy island; grassy island This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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