Walsingham Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 More tales of the Man that taste forgot out today. Anyway, it occurred to me that given his willingness to ignore public outrage, and the incredibly rubbish nature of his hair implants that we should remove said frogmarched follicles and replace them with some other look. Remember it needs to be virile, gauche, yet expensive. Thoughts/ideas posted here, please. I was thinking something like platinum credit cards embedded in his skull in a stylish hair like quiff, and layered down the sides and back. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 (edited) How about just gold-plating the top of his head? It's utterly tasteless, insultingly ugly, and prohibitively expensive, not to mention probably quite dangerous and uncomfortable. The ultimate fashion statement. Edited February 13, 2010 by Darth InSidious This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 How about just gold-plating the top of his head? It's utterly tasteless, insultingly ugly, and prohibitively expensive, not to mention probably quite dangerous and uncomfortable. The ultimate fashion statement. You definitely trump me. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath of Dagon Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Berlusconi is the only man left in Europe. "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Berlusconi is the only fascist left in Europe. That depends on whether we're including Russia or not. Putin definitely counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath of Dagon Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 (edited) Berlusconi is the only fascist left in Europe. That depends on whether we're including Russia or not. Putin definitely counts. Please don't misquote me without pointing that out, or I'll report you. And Berlusconi is far from being a fascist, you don't even know what a fascist is. Edited February 14, 2010 by Wrath of Dagon "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 Berlusconi is the only man left in Europe. Miseria! Just when I'd decided to go gay! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Berlusconi is the only fascist left in Europe. That depends on whether we're including Russia or not. Putin definitely counts. Please don't misquote me without pointing that out, or I'll report you. And Berlusconi is far from being a fascist, you don't even know what a fascist is. Look, the person who just insulted every European male on the board with a discriminatory remark is waving his report stick at you. Funny that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Berlusconi is the only man left in Europe. Face meet palm. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 I can only assume I must have misread Kipling. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 (edited) Please don't misquote me without pointing that out, or I'll report you, and then cry myself to sleep at night. Calm down, it was just a joke. Edited February 14, 2010 by Krezack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Berlusconi is the only man left in Europe. How quaint. This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath of Dagon Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Please don't misquote me without pointing that out, or I'll report you, and then cry myself to sleep at night. Calm down, it was just a joke. I'm fine with your jokes, but don't make it look like I said something I didn't. "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Berlusconi is corrupt through and through, and the only reason why he wasn't sanctioned by the EU yet is because Italy a bigger economy then, say, Austria, and therefor can't be bullied. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 Please don't misquote me without pointing that out, or I'll report you, and then cry myself to sleep at night. Calm down, it was just a joke. I'm fine with your jokes, but don't make it look like I said something I didn't. You mean you actually genuinely admire Berlsuconi? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Please don't misquote me without pointing that out, or I'll report you, and then cry myself to sleep at night. Calm down, it was just a joke. I'm fine with your jokes, but don't make it look like I said something I didn't. I may be drunk, but are you trying to imply that Burlesqueonie is not some kind of neo-fascist, and even worse, some kind of individual to be admired? Because I would be fascinated to hear your... rationale. And whilst typing up your response keep in mind that Hugo Chavez is also democratically elected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath of Dagon Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 (edited) I think it's you who needs to provide the rationale for claiming he's a neo-fascist. I admire Berlusconi because he the only European leader willing to stand up for the West without the usual mealy-mouthed bull ****. Edited February 16, 2010 by Wrath of Dagon "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 Stand up the the West? The last time I checked Italy was in the West! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath of Dagon Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Stand up for the West. "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Lets see, bribery, corruption, total media control making a mockery of "free press", sex scandals, keep trying to pass laws giving him and his cronies immunity from the law, GDP down by 5%, the Cosa Nostra claiming that he has them to thank for his success... Yeah, what a guy. I think I'll just prefer to stand up for myself, thank you “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Stand up for the West. It's ok, like many folks in the US, WoD probably doesn't have a lot of exposure to Berlusconi (I include myself in this group.) The media here really just portrays him as this stereotype of Italian Americans, loves the ladies and has possible ties to organized crime. He's like James Gandolfini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 (edited) Stand up for the West. Yeah, the man who has been trying to push the E.U. and Russia together for years is so very pro-West. With all due respect, sir*, you have no idea what you're talking about. *I added that so you wouldn't shake your report stick at me. Edited February 17, 2010 by TrueNeutral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 Stand up for the West. OK Now I look like an idiot. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I admire Berlusconi because he the only European leader willing to stand up for detrimental private interest groups without the usual mealy-mouthed bull ****. OK, whatever floats your boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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