Berlusconi idea

[Walsingham]

More tales of the Man that taste forgot out today.

 

 

Anyway, it occurred to me that given his willingness to ignore public outrage, and the incredibly rubbish nature of his hair implants that we should remove said frogmarched follicles and replace them with some other look. Remember it needs to be virile, gauche, yet expensive. Thoughts/ideas posted here, please.

 

I was thinking something like platinum credit cards embedded in his skull in a stylish hair like quiff, and layered down the sides and back.

[Darth InSidious]

How about just gold-plating the top of his head? It's utterly tasteless, insultingly ugly, and prohibitively expensive, not to mention probably quite dangerous and uncomfortable.

 

The ultimate fashion statement.

Edited February 13, 2010 by Darth InSidious

[Walsingham]

How about just gold-plating the top of his head? It's utterly tasteless, insultingly ugly, and prohibitively expensive, not to mention probably quite dangerous and uncomfortable.

 

The ultimate fashion statement.

 

 

You definitely trump me.

[Purkake]

[Wrath of Dagon]

Berlusconi is the only man left in Europe.

[Humodour]

Berlusconi is the only fascist left in Europe.

 

That depends on whether we're including Russia or not. Putin definitely counts.

[Wrath of Dagon]

Berlusconi is the only fascist left in Europe.

 

That depends on whether we're including Russia or not. Putin definitely counts.

Please don't misquote me without pointing that out, or I'll report you. And Berlusconi is far from being a fascist, you don't even know what a fascist is.

Edited February 14, 2010 by Wrath of Dagon

[Walsingham]

Berlusconi is the only man left in Europe.

 

 

Miseria! Just when I'd decided to go gay!

[Blarghagh]

Berlusconi is the only fascist left in Europe.

 

That depends on whether we're including Russia or not. Putin definitely counts.

Please don't misquote me without pointing that out, or I'll report you. And Berlusconi is far from being a fascist, you don't even know what a fascist is.

 

Look, the person who just insulted every European male on the board with a discriminatory remark is waving his report stick at you.

 

Funny that.

[Deadly_Nightshade]

Berlusconi is the only man left in Europe.

 

Face meet palm.

[Walsingham]

I can only assume I must have misread Kipling.

[Humodour]

Please don't misquote me without pointing that out, or I'll report you, and then cry myself to sleep at night.

 

Calm down, it was just a joke.

Edited February 14, 2010 by Krezack

[Darth InSidious]

Berlusconi is the only man left in Europe.

How quaint.

[Wrath of Dagon]

Please don't misquote me without pointing that out, or I'll report you, and then cry myself to sleep at night.

 

Calm down, it was just a joke.

I'm fine with your jokes, but don't make it look like I said something I didn't.

[Morgoth]

Berlusconi is corrupt through and through, and the only reason why he wasn't sanctioned by the EU yet is because Italy a bigger economy then, say, Austria, and therefor can't be bullied.

[Walsingham]

Please don't misquote me without pointing that out, or I'll report you, and then cry myself to sleep at night.

 

Calm down, it was just a joke.

I'm fine with your jokes, but don't make it look like I said something I didn't.

 

You mean you actually genuinely admire Berlsuconi?

[Humodour]

Please don't misquote me without pointing that out, or I'll report you, and then cry myself to sleep at night.

 

Calm down, it was just a joke.

I'm fine with your jokes, but don't make it look like I said something I didn't.

 

I may be drunk, but are you trying to imply that Burlesqueonie is not some kind of neo-fascist, and even worse, some kind of individual to be admired? Because I would be fascinated to hear your... rationale. And whilst typing up your response keep in mind that Hugo Chavez is also democratically elected.

[Wrath of Dagon]

I think it's you who needs to provide the rationale for claiming he's a neo-fascist. I admire Berlusconi because he the only European leader willing to stand up for the West without the usual mealy-mouthed bull ****.

Edited February 16, 2010 by Wrath of Dagon

[Walsingham]

Stand up the the West? The last time I checked Italy was in the West!

[Wrath of Dagon]

Stand up for the West.

[Gorth]

Lets see, bribery, corruption, total media control making a mockery of "free press", sex scandals, keep trying to pass laws giving him and his cronies immunity from the law, GDP down by 5%, the Cosa Nostra claiming that he has them to thank for his success...

 

Yeah, what a guy. I think I'll just prefer to stand up for myself, thank you

[Hurlshort]

Stand up for the West.

 

It's ok, like many folks in the US, WoD probably doesn't have a lot of exposure to Berlusconi (I include myself in this group.) The media here really just portrays him as this stereotype of Italian Americans, loves the ladies and has possible ties to organized crime. He's like James Gandolfini.

[Blarghagh]

Stand up for the West.

 

Yeah, the man who has been trying to push the E.U. and Russia together for years is so very pro-West.

 

With all due respect, sir*, you have no idea what you're talking about.

 

*I added that so you wouldn't shake your report stick at me.

Edited February 17, 2010 by TrueNeutral

[Walsingham]

Stand up for the West.

 

OK Now I look like an idiot.

[Humodour]

I admire Berlusconi because he the only European leader willing to stand up for detrimental private interest groups without the usual mealy-mouthed bull ****.

 

OK, whatever floats your boat.