lord of flies Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Since you're naming the guns silly fictional things, I'd like to request that you call one of the guns the "Kronstadt." If you need a number, make it the Kronstadt-21 or something along those lines. Come on, it's a few lines in the text files. What's a few lines between friends, Obsidian? Eh? Haven't I kept people posting on this forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Kitty Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I'd like a Ronstadt-46 please. Have people refer to it as "The Linda". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 While we're at it, I want a gun called the noob-tube. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwars Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 I want this mystical game called Alpha Protocol to be released. Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord of flies Posted January 17, 2010 Author Share Posted January 17, 2010 Okay, here's another suggestion: make your Desert Eagle equivalent be called "the Beagle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 While we're at it, I want a gun called the noob-tube. Is that one of the pre-order extras? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rostere Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 What about a Rundstedt-88? Maybe you could get it from Sie... "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizo Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Desert Beagle? *pew pew* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 I want something cool, like an imaginary gun that looks like a stick. But actually shoots imaginary bullets. Or lasers. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Kitten cannon that has an attached crate launcher. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord of flies Posted January 24, 2010 Author Share Posted January 24, 2010 Stop butting in on this. What have you done to deserve this? I kept this forum alive for weeks at a time on my socialism alone. You didn't do crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 When you keep something alive by poking it with a pointy stick should it thank you? I vote no. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Stop butting in on this. What have you done to deserve this? I kept this forum alive for weeks at a time on my socialism alone. You didn't do crap. Lies! This forum was NOTHING before awesomeness taught us about Beretta 391 semi-automatic shotguns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 ... I miss funcroc. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I want teh kotor 3 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Really LoF? Really? Ok then, I want this: but with lasers. In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 The TAR-21 is such an ugly gun. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Suggestions? I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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