April 28, 200916 yr Sorry it's taken so long to sit down and write up the review of my recent trip. - We visited Goteborg in Sweden. <iframe width="425" height="350" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?source=ig&hl=en&q=goteborg&lr=&ie=UTF8&split=0&gl=uk&ei=MQz3SfLyMMurjAeu5LW3DA&ll=57.95276,12.134399&spn=1.195855,3.317871&t=h&z=9&output=embed"></iframe><br /><small><a href="http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?source=embed&hl=en&q=goteborg&lr=&ie=UTF8&split=0&gl=uk&ei=MQz3SfLyMMurjAeu5LW3DA&ll=57.95276,12.134399&spn=1.195855,3.317871&t=h&z=9" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left">View Larger Map</a></small> - Goteborg is a relatively compact city, witha lot of historical shenanigans. It used to be heavily fortified. But Most of the old fortifications have been removed to make way for a lot of tasteful architecture. - I can confirm that Sweden has a ridiculously high concentration of attractive blondes. - I can also confirm that I totally failed to score with any - Or any brunettes - We didn't visit either Sticky Fingers or Nefertiti. Which would probably explain some of the failure. - Most bars we visited had a decent array of ales. this was good to see. however, at "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
April 28, 200916 yr - We visited Goteborg in Sweden. <iframe width="425" height="350" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?source=ig&hl=en&q=goteborg&lr=&ie=UTF8&split=0&gl=uk&ei=MQz3SfLyMMurjAeu5LW3DA&ll=57.95276,12.134399&spn=1.195855,3.317871&t=h&z=9&output=embed"></iframe><br /><small><a href="http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?source=embed&hl=en&q=goteborg&lr=&ie=UTF8&split=0&gl=uk&ei=MQz3SfLyMMurjAeu5LW3DA&ll=57.95276,12.134399&spn=1.195855,3.317871&t=h&z=9" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left">View Larger Map</a></small> Pretty sure DHTML doesn't work on the forums. And I can't believe you didn't score.
April 28, 200916 yr Well, a Brit would think that about Swedish women, mostly because the concentration of hideous people in the UK is very impressive. The fish place is commonly known as the Church O' Fish. Or Fiske Kyrkan. Or Feskek "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
April 28, 200916 yr Nah, decent beer has started to appear everywhere as part of the eco craze, except maybe concert venues where one brewery pays to be the sole supplier. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
April 28, 200916 yr <iframe width="425" height="350" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?source=ig&hl=en&q=goteborg&lr=&ie=UTF8&split=0&gl=uk&ei=MQz3SfLyMMurjAeu5LW3DA&ll=57.95276,12.134399&spn=1.195855,3.317871&t=h&z=9&output=embed"></iframe><br /><small><a href="http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?source=embed&hl=en&q=goteborg&lr=&ie=UTF8&split=0&gl=uk&ei=MQz3SfLyMMurjAeu5LW3DA&ll=57.95276,12.134399&spn=1.195855,3.317871&t=h&z=9" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left">View Larger Map</a></small> ...and that This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
April 28, 200916 yr Author Part of the problem was that this was the first time in my entire life I've had a holiday just for the sake of a holiday. No plans, no meetings, not even any travelling, really. It was unbelivably relaxing. The first 48 hours, I spent 28 of them asleep. 18 hours in one stretch! I caught a lot of sunshine, though. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
April 28, 200916 yr - I can confirm that Sweden has a ridiculously high concentration of attractive blondes. - I can also confirm that I totally failed to score with any - Or any brunettes So how was the redhead twins then? Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
April 28, 200916 yr Well, a Brit would think that about Swedish women, mostly because the concentration of hideous people in the UK is very impressive. You also noticed this? We Australians have a little thing called 'sunlight'. The British should try it one day. Edited April 28, 200916 yr by Krezack
April 28, 200916 yr Well, a Brit would think that about Swedish women, mostly because the concentration of hideous people in the UK is very impressive. You also noticed this? We Australians have a little thing called 'sunlight'. The British should try it one day. Wouldn't that only make the ugly British people easier to see?
April 28, 200916 yr What's sunlight? Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
April 28, 200916 yr Well, a Brit would think that about Swedish women, mostly because the concentration of hideous people in the UK is very impressive. You also noticed this? We Australians have a little thing called 'sunlight'. The British should try it one day. Wouldn't that only make the ugly British people easier to see? I concede your point.
April 28, 200916 yr Author - I can confirm that Sweden has a ridiculously high concentration of attractive blondes. - I can also confirm that I totally failed to score with any - Or any brunettes So how was the redhead twins then? I don't think I even saw any redheads. Do you not have them? And now I think about it, what is the term for women with black hair? Ravens? Coal scuttles? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
April 28, 200916 yr And now I think about it, what is the term for women with black hair? Ravens? Coal scuttles? Immigrants. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
April 28, 200916 yr Author That reminds me, apparently a lot of women from teh North East of Thailand have settled in Sweden. I can't imagine a worse culture shock. Thailand, land of spicy exotica, noise, and bad civic planning... and then you come to Sweden. It's a testament to how hardy they are 'up north'. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
April 28, 200916 yr It's a testament to Swedish men not getting out all that much and marrying the first girls who.. well. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
April 28, 200916 yr Author There's nothing wrong with Thai women. Many are gorgeous. Sort of the opposite of Sweden in being short and dark. The main problem I had with Thai women was that they have the most furious and irrational tempers. Or at least I thought that was my problem. I've subsequently realised that ALL women are like that. With me. I wouldn't blame any Swedish man for marrying one, provided he got on with her family, as they are very family-oriented, and you WILL be seeing a lot of them. I'm rambling again. Sweden good. Gothenborg good. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
April 28, 200916 yr There's nothing wrong with Thai women But of course not. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
April 28, 200916 yr Author There's nothing wrong with Thai women But of course not. I'm guessing you've never met one. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
April 28, 200916 yr South-East Asian women in general can be pretty gorgeous. Actually, to generalise to the point of triviality: women in general can be pretty gorgeous. Edited April 28, 200916 yr by Krezack
April 28, 200916 yr Author South-East Asian women in general can be pretty gorgeous. Actually, to generalise to the point of triviality: women in general can be pretty gorgeous. He's right you know. In general women are quite gorgeous. I have to say though that blondes just don't make me wig out the same way brunettes do. There was one brunette I saw I'd have cheerfully moved to Sweden for... ahem. Other tourist attractions included the destroyer Smalund. A curious ship, and rather unlucky in being out at about the time when big guns were totally losing favour. She'd probably be happy joyed in the current climate of shore bombardment. Quite rusty all around. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
April 28, 200916 yr I fall head-first for broads with auburn hair every time. It's that perfect mix of red and brown.
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April 29, 200916 yr There's nothing wrong with Thai women But of course not. I'm guessing you've never met one. Wait a minute, are you saying that there is something wrong with Thai women now. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
April 29, 200916 yr There is nothing wrong with women from southeast asia. What is wrong, is when you order one on the internet. *MASSIVE COUGH*http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jh...ckholm-Syndrome http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jh...-Syndrome-Pt.-2 ...... commies..... In socialist sweden, the daily show watches YOU. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
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