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Aristes

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My easter went pretty well, I didnt vomit until well after I was safely home and my toilet seat is so close to the sink that I can poop and puke at the same time. Its awesome.

 

 

Also, I talked to a real girl.

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Jesus and bunnies with chocolate eggs.

 

Resurrection IIRC, hence excruciating long church services (unless you're like me and never go :p.) What role chocolate rabbits and egg scavenger hunts have in all this is? Your guess is as good as mine.

 

btw Happy easter everyone!

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We had well over 200 easter eggs hidden at our family get-together. It was fun, my daughter's first real easter egg hunt.

 

Sounds like it was fun, were they filled with eatables? :p

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Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.

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