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Shuttle-riding Bat dies the gloriest death Imaginable

 

Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes. The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his frail mammalian body was gently pushed skyward. For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream
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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Because I want to be edgy and cool, I

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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You guys confuse me.

 

//edit: Not anymore.

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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Space, the final frontier

 

This is the voyage of

one flying rodent

clinging for dear life

to a space shuttle.

 

Boldly going where no bat has gone before!

"Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!

How I wonder what you're at!

Up above the world, so high,

Like a tea-tray in the sky!

 

 

(as recited by the Mad Hatter in Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland)

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Spacebat fails.

wins.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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argh not the Rocket Dog thing again

 

it's far too easy to get stuck in your head o:)

 

You think you have it bad. i keep singing it, and the dog thinks it's going for a walk.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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argh not the Rocket Dog thing again

 

it's far too easy to get stuck in your head o:)

 

You think you have it bad. i keep singing it, and the dog thinks it's going for a walk.

Well, that's your fault for naming the dog "Stalin."

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Actually that's what we wanted to call him. o:)

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Actually that's what we wanted to call him. :unsure:

 

Win. 8)

In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum.

 

R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS

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