Meshugger Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 (edited) Shuttle-riding Bat dies the gloriest death Imaginable Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes. The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his frail mammalian body was gently pushed skyward. For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream Edited March 20, 2009 by Meshugger "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Because I want to be edgy and cool, I This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Because I want to be edgy and cool, I "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted March 20, 2009 Author Share Posted March 20, 2009 (edited) You guys confuse me. //edit: Not anymore. Edited March 20, 2009 by Meshugger "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Because I want to be edgy and cool, I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Kirottu made the best post I have seen in a long time Awesome little bat though. What a ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian Kalthorne Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Space, the final frontier This is the voyage of one flying rodent clinging for dear life to a space shuttle. Boldly going where no bat has gone before! "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world, so high, Like a tea-tray in the sky! (as recited by the Mad Hatter in Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world so high you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky! Corrected. I cross-pollinated the original with the parody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Because I want to be edgy and cool, I Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Because I want to be edgy and cool, I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Your own farts, or your own strawmen, they always smell sweeter don't they. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Your own farts, or your own strawmen, they always smell sweeter don't they. I really have no clue what this means. I spent a good 10 seconds thinking about it too. All I came up with is "what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 It's what you might call a confused metaphor. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 It's what you might call a confused metaphor. Then it is fantastically successful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Spacebat, come together with your hands Save me, Im together with your plan Save me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Spacebat, come together with your handsSave me, Im together with your plan Save me win alan, win when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Spacebat fails. wins. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 argh not the Rocket Dog thing again it's far too easy to get stuck in your head when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 argh not the Rocket Dog thing again it's far too easy to get stuck in your head You think you have it bad. i keep singing it, and the dog thinks it's going for a walk. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 argh not the Rocket Dog thing again it's far too easy to get stuck in your head You think you have it bad. i keep singing it, and the dog thinks it's going for a walk. Well, that's your fault for naming the dog "Stalin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Actually that's what we wanted to call him. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I want teh kotor 3 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Actually that's what we wanted to call him. Win. In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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