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Hurlshot is the worst griefer ever. He'll just shoot you in the back whenever you play L4D with him.

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This just in we don't have to take Llyranor's crap anymore.

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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Hurlshot is the worst griefer ever. He'll just shoot you in the back whenever you play L4D with him.

 

Whatever big baby. You catch a little flak from a shotgun shell and you run crying home to Nick.

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It's only 'not awful' if you overlook how simplified they made it to support gamepad controls. Rather than making a strategy game that'd work wonders with a gamepad, they took a PC RTS, took out a bunch of details, and simplified it for consoles. Removing clickfest micro'ing for the genre isn't necessarily a bad thing, it's just not done well in this game. Oh sure, it's supposed to be more action-focused, more about the units! Instead, it just plays like a very simple rock-paper-scissors game. Ensemble overlooked extremely simple interface issues. Sure, you can tab between unit types in your group selection. Use a special attack, and whoops - all your marines wasted their grenades on one enemy. The game thus forces you to micromanage individual units - much like a PC RTS, just in a slightly different way. Only, you get to do it awkwardly with a gamepad. This game is really only for Halo Xbots.

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As a rental, it might work as a decent co-op action tactics-lite game, but don't expect any amount of higher-level strategy/tactics.

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We already know you have no taste, go boil your head Mr.Driller.

 

Go play an Anime game where the dudes look like chicks

 

More like chicks than your mum anyway.

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We already know you have no taste, go boil your head Mr.Driller.

 

Go play an Anime game where the dudes look like chicks

 

More like chicks than your mum anyway.

 

Would it be hard to play asian-made video games while looking through a windshield?

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Finished FEAR 2...

 

 

Bull****. I paid 60 bucks for this?

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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Finished FEAR 2...

 

 

Bull****. I paid 60 bucks for this?

 

That's out already? If you want a scary-shooter get Dead Space...If you haven't played already

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I played Dead Space. To be honest, FEAR 2 had some much more terrifying moments, but Dead Space was just more fun and varied. I never really got scared in DS.

 

I hate how horror in games nowadays is mostly "Here is a lot of gore and sudden and short attacks". FEAR 1 was scary because it was completely weird paranormal stuff going on in insanely ordinary places. FEAR 2 has all these colourful and surreal environments.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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Thing I hated most about Dead Space was that they told you where to hit the bosses. They eliminated half the fun/horror by telling you where to shoot to kill your enemies. When I saw the last boss, I was like "OH SH-, nevermind I'll shoot these yellow things till he dies"

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Hey Nick, Nick. Guess what?

 

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Tons of gameplay footage.

 

- Has an intro by Jun Takeuchi (RE5 producer). Said he will have to take off his Resident Evil jacket for this video, that this is his "other big project".

- "Kenji Oguro" is director

- Powered by "MT-FrameWork 2.0".

- "massive change in climate which has melted the snow and created brand-new environments such as jungles."

- "story won't be confusing on one main character like in LP1"

- "have been some big changes in how the game plays"

- "players wished they had been able to take on the Akrid enemies in a co-op mode. You should be able to see our response to those requests in the trailer you just saw"

 

Also:

- Portable cover/shields like Gears 2

- Mechs with passenger seats and turrets

- Looks like a co-op squad-based game

- Story is told from the perspective of various Snow Pirate factions

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I like the idea of co-op though. Though that means I won't actually buy it.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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My XBox 360 died this morning. After 2 years of glorious use, and the fact I just bought a HDTV for it, I get the Red Ring of Death. Damnable bastards.

Good news is that it is being repaired/replaced for free.

"Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

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My XBox 360 died this morning. After 2 years of glorious use, and the fact I just bought a HDTV for it, I get the Red Ring of Death. Damnable bastards.

Good news is that it is being repaired/replaced for free.

Tee Hee.

 

My PS3 can never break. At least Sony knows how to build hardware...

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To bad they don't know how to get good games on it and good support for those games. Hows the Fallout 3 DLC? HA!

 

Also, after 2 years of abuse I expect things to break.

"Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

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You beat your game systems?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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