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GOOD PEOPLE.

 

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ACHIEVE NIRVANA HERE.

 

WHAT WE ARE EXPERIENCING NOW IS A MIRACLE IN THE TRUEST AND MOST PROFOUND SENSE OF THE WORD.

 

HOLY ****ING **** I'M EXHAUSTED FROM THE SHEER GREATNESS.

 

OH LORD.

 

YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELVES.

 

BECOME ENRAPTURED.

 

THIS GAME IS BEING GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE FOR YOUR SINS. TRUE DIVINITY HAS NO PRICE.

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I AM ****ING SERIOUS.

 

I HAVE BEEN CLEANSED IN THE B-BALL FIRE.

 

I WILL BECOME ONE WITH THE BALL. I WILL SLAM.

 

BACK ME UP HERE, OBSIDIAN.

 

****

 

BARKLEY

 

THERE IS A GOD AND HE LOVES US SO MUCH

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A thousand miles seems pretty far but they got planes and trains and cars, I'd walk to you if I had no other way. Our friends they all make fun of us but we'll just laugh along because we know that none of them have felt this way. Delilah I can promise you that by the time we get through the world will never ever be the same, and you're to blaaaaaammmmee


 

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GOOD PEOPLE.

 

.

 

ACHIEVE NIRVANA HERE.

 

WHAT WE ARE EXPERIENCING NOW IS A MIRACLE IN THE TRUEST AND MOST PROFOUND SENSE OF THE WORD.

 

HOLY ****ING **** I'M EXHAUSTED FROM THE SHEER GREATNESS.

 

OH LORD.

 

YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELVES.

 

BECOME ENRAPTURED.

 

THIS GAME IS BEING GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE FOR YOUR SINS. TRUE DIVINITY HAS NO PRICE.

 

I always thought you were a little strange, to be honest.

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Hmmm...

 

Post-apocalyptic setting *check*

2D Graphics *check*

Turn Based combat *check*

RPG *check*

 

OMG! IT`S TEH TR00 FALLOUT 3!!! CHARLES BARKLEY IS THE CHOSEN ONE AND HE MUST CHOOSE!

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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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I'm listening to all the music, and these are like the funniest song names ever.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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It's nipponese for "side-story" or twist.

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Need I remind you all that this is a pretty straight parody of JRPGs (the savepoints are otaku forumites) in which the characters are all athletes and the "magick" or whatever is basketball-oriented. And it is also a sequel to the Academy Award winning Space Jam.

 

It also happens to be supremely fun.

 

Battle Zombe Bryant!

Marvel at the underground Furry Village!

Struggle against the Ghost of Bill Cosby!

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I wish this game was on X-Box Live.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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