Kaftan Barlast Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 I got it for Christmas and thus I have two or three highly important and profound questions: 1. Is there really a sex scene? 2. If I use a female PC, do I still get to have sex? 3. Can you be a gay or lesbinin? 4. Should I pre-order the new Deadpool Marvel figurine? It looks totally sweet DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 1. Yes 2. Yes 3. You can be lesbian but not gay as far as I'm aware. 4. How sweet is totally sweet? On a scale of 1 to sweetest thing ever in the history of the world? Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 1.Yes 2. Yes, but it's not really worth it. 3. No gays, sadly. Though you can pretend Liara is a male, since she is agendered. 4. Totally should. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted December 24, 2007 Author Share Posted December 24, 2007 (edited) 2. Yes, but it's not really worth it. Is it better if you're a guy? 4. How sweet is totally sweet? On a scale of 1 to sweetest thing ever in the history of the world? Well, its Deadpool we're talking about here and just that bumps it pretty friggin far up. Then you have to calculate in the possible awesomeness of buying cable aswell and having them both together (even though Nate is a bit of a party pooper at times). Edited December 24, 2007 by Kaftan Barlast DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 2. Yes, but it's not really worth it. Is it better if you're a guy? Have yet to see it. Possibly not. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 4. How sweet is totally sweet? On a scale of 1 to sweetest thing ever in the history of the world? Well, its Deadpool we're talking about here and just that bumps it pretty friggin far up. Then you have to calculate in the possible awesomeness of buying cable aswell and having them both together (even though Nate is a bit of a party pooper at times). You make a good argument for it being damn high up on that scale so you totally should pre-order it. Right now. Go go go! Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 There's no real difference between the male and female sex scenes, as far as I'm aware. I've seen 2 of the 3. Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 2. Yes, but it's not really worth it. Which the same can't be said about the dream pop track in the end credits. That was ****in' awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I got it for Christmas and thus I have two or three highly important and profound questions: 1. Is there really a sex scene? 2. If I use a female PC, do I still get to have sex? 3. Can you be a gay or lesbinin? 4. Should I pre-order the new Deadpool Marvel figurine? It looks totally sweet 1. Yes. 2. Yes. 3. Technically, no. 4. If you like Deadpool, yes. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 4. DeadPool > God . So yes. And watch for future releases by Medicom - they release awesome figures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 I now have a semi-serious problem; Im on the citadell after the prologue and I swicthed my two homies for the two new homies, but I cant switch back? Where is the team selection screen? Do I have to wait until I get access to the Ship, so I can switch back to my human squadmates? DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 I now have a semi-serious problem; Im on the citadell after the prologue and I swicthed my two homies for the two new homies, but I cant switch back? Where is the team selection screen? Do I have to wait until I get access to the Ship, so I can switch back to my human squadmates? Yeah, you can only switch squadmates when someone new joins your party or when you leave the Normandy. Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 (edited) Each time you exit the Normandy, your headquarters if you like, you have to choose a shore party to represent the crew. You cannot change this composition unless a) you go back to Normandy and exit again(virtually, you stall the mission for a time) b)someone new tags along. There are no occasions(well, except one) when you are off duty outside Normandy, so every time you exit, you are effectively always on a mission. I feel for Shephard, no guys'(or girls') night out. That jumpsuit must be like a second skin by now. Edited December 28, 2007 by Musopticon? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 I haven't played Mass Effect so I don't know about the first 3, but HELL YES for number 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 In fairness though, lesbians are so 2007. 2008's gonna be all about lebanese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 NO PICKLES! Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 Can I use my companions to open locked containers and repair stuff? Im a soldier, so I dont have any skillz DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 The skill composition of the party is taken into account when doing anything skill-related. For instance, if you have no decrypt of your own, the game will use Tali's decryption value if you have her in your party. If you, however, have some points in the skill the game will look at who has the highest value in your party and use that, IIRC. You don't need to have any points in the skill, just take someone with it into your shore party. Same with hacking, etc. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 Then its just that Carth fellow who cant cut it? Phh DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Pretty much. I used Tali, Wrex and Liara mostly. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted January 1, 2008 Author Share Posted January 1, 2008 Another question, when is BioWare going to give up that whole "ancient race who created everything" schtick? I mean, really, what's up with that? I was wondering if perhaps, some head honcho up there is a Scientologist, that would explain it. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Another question, when is BioWare going to give up that whole "ancient race who created everything" schtick? I mean, really, what's up with that? I was wondering if perhaps, some head honcho up there is a Scientologist, that would explain it. The Progenitor Creator Race is one of teh Holy Bio Triad of schticks that you can count on to be as sure as day, Brother K. The other two are, of course, Lesbian Sex and teh Tower of Hanoi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Technically, there is no lesbian sex in ME. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Technically, you are unintentionally funny. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Technically, I'll take that as a compliment. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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