Arkan Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 That's right. I was staying at my girl's place last night, only to wake up and find "nigger your ass is mine'' written in magic marker on the driver side door. Son of a bitch... I had to get some paint thinner/lighter fluid and wash that crap off, then re-wax it. "Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger." - Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials "I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 You didn't think that was funny? I was sure you would. People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theslug Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 What a coincidence. Some **** spray painted on my car yesterday but it wiped off so no harm no foul. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 To live without you Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkan Posted July 29, 2007 Author Share Posted July 29, 2007 You didn't think that was funny? I was sure you would. Considering my g/f is black, no. Not really. "Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger." - Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials "I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 (edited) You didn't call the police then? Edited July 29, 2007 by Laozi People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 I dreamt I had a car the other day. It was a very nice and expensive car given to me as a present from god, and I was real worried someone would see this nice car and steal it or do something horrible to it. After much thought, I simply wrote a sign and placed it on the dashboard "I got this car in a dream, please dont steal it." You didn't think that was funny? I was sure you would. Considering my g/f is black, no. Not really. That's twice the insult since, being your girlfriend, her ass legally belongs to you. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 That's right. I was staying at my girl's place last night, only to wake up and find "nigger your ass is mine'' written in magic marker on the driver side door. Son of a bitch... I had to get some paint thinner/lighter fluid and wash that crap off, then re-wax it. But they didn't break any windows, steal your hubcaps or slash your tires? You guys really need to learn alot about vandalism... Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 You didn't think that was funny? I was sure you would. Considering my g/f is black, no. Not really. What state do you live in? Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 That's terrible to hear. Are you white? I've heard interracial couples face a ton of discimination on both sides. Do you suspect any ex-boyfriends? I'd definitely file a police report. If it escalates, you want documentation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sionn Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 (edited) Sucks to be you. Edited July 29, 2007 by Sionn Retreat, Hell! We're just fighting in another direction!" - General O.P. Smith (North Korea 1950) "All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - George S. Patton, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Just give him the ass and nobody has to get hurt. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Accept Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Just give him the ass and nobody has to get hurt. Except from his ass, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 It only hurts the first time. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 What did you do, gank someone for his gold chains ? Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 It only hurts the first time. I wish! More like the first four or five times with you! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 If you'd stop clenching there wouldn't be a problem. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Wait, we're talking about colonic irrigation right? (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Wait, is that what it's called?! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Is that what it's called when I put 'discrete amounts' of 'purified water', sometimes infused with 'minerals' or 'other materials', such as 'organic coffee', into the 'colon' using 'medically approved class II colon hydrotherapy devices' with 'sanitary, disposable speculums' or 'gravity-fed enema-like systems' 'inserted' into the 'rectum'? (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 I... I guess... Is that what you were doing? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 As long as your eyes were closed, yes. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Here in Michigan racism is still around but its kept under wraps, but I've noticed the further south you go the more upfront it is. Its very sad that these racists can't see that people of different ethnicities are still from the human RACE. Their only differences come from different adaptive qualities brought down the line from their ancestors. Its good to mix genes, and supposedly opposites do attract much of the time. I remember when 911 occurred and my girlfriend telling me the story of your average Joe white guys behind her slurring racial stuff at her because she has a dark complexion that apparently looked Arabic to them(1/4 Japanese really.) And this was on a COLLEGE CAMPUS of all places. Living in a mixed community I've even felt discrimination. Keep your car locked and parked somewhere where it is not completely hidden. My car was broken into recently too, also the word "****" was scratched on it. Nice i know. It must really be tough for women to sometimes go out and just do stuff sometimes... I mean like take a jog in the after noon alone, walk to school etc... Has anybody heard of the Eastern Michigan incident recently? I live RIGHT by it in Ann Arbor... My girlfriend does to EMU! How horrifying for the family... Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archmonarch Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 I live RIGHT by it in Ann Arbor. Not to belittle that situation, but what is Ann Arbor like? I'm starting at UMich this September and never had a chance to visit. And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Someone I went to highschool with went to U of M, and said that like, white people really only hang out with white people, and asians only really hang out with other asians ans stuff like that. I don't know if it is really like that there, and this person who told me this is someone that I'm pretty sure is a racist, but she doesn't think she is, but she really acts like she is. I'm going to Western Michigan this fall, and when I went for orientation the drama department put on this skit about college life. It dealt with some pretty tough issues, like having a roomate of a different race, and having gay friends, amoung other things like doing laundry and having a facebook profile. It was all pretty stupid, but it makes me wonder if there is some sort of problem with race or something at Western, or if they are just being proactive or something. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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