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Its time to downsize America

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And turtle necks, I mean what is up with that!?

 

Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right?

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And turtle necks, I mean what is up with that!?

 

Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right?

You are correct, good sir. Turtle necks are for, excuse my French, le homo sexuals.

There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

No, their just plain dress shirts. If they had stuff on them I wouldn't really call them dress shirts.

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http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I own like, 3 dress shirts.

 

All the other ones are those neat shirts with dragon designs on them!

No, their just plain dress shirts. If they had stuff on them I wouldn't really call them dress shirts.

 

 

 

Do you were them like My Chemical Romance, or do you sport a beret with like those 80's buttons that say stuff like The Suburbs, where they cut down all the trees and name the streets after them?

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

Those shirts are a classic example of "clinically-depressed-dungeon-master chic".

 

Yeah but sometimes, they have flames. Which makes you run faster.

Hmm. When buying imported, american t-shirts i usually go with the 'Large'-option. On the other hand, i'm 188cm tall (6'2") and i weigh 90kg (~200lbs), where does that put me on american standards? Fatty, fat, fat, fat?

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

That depends. Try slapping your stomach and seeing how the ripple goes. If it goes up to your chest then you're probably fat.

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

You guys have problems... Gotta eat sausages only, because if your food is shaped like the stuff that gets out again, you can't possibly get fat! Really!

 

That depends. Try slapping your stomach and seeing how the ripple goes. If it goes up to your chest then you're probably fat.

My ripples can't get up because my man-t1ts are in the way. o:)

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Turtlenecks are not gay and neither are cardigans. Not even if theyre really tight. I saw a gay yesterday and he was wearing one of those dragon-patterned shirts that Krookie loves so much. I also took the opportunity to ask him if it was ok that I used the word "gay" on internet forums and he said it was ok so Im going to continue to use it forever.

 

So I still think the problem lies with the Americans and their size. Of all the Americans I know, Don and Josh are the fattest while Steve is the thinnest having lived in Sweden for an extended period of time.

 

 

 

( not actually their real names, but rather typical Americanese names chosen for proper anonymity )

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

That depends. Try slapping your stomach and seeing how the ripple goes. If it goes up to your chest then you're probably fat.

o:)

 

I have a shirt with a dragon design on it. It's a cotton t-shirt though.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

No, their just plain dress shirts. If they had stuff on them I wouldn't really call them dress shirts.

 

 

 

Do you were them like My Chemical Romance, or do you sport a beret with like those 80's buttons that say stuff like The Suburbs, where they cut down all the trees and name the streets after them?

 

Neither.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

The clothes you just desccribed can be referred to as gay because I've only really seen gay people wearing them, and I think if we had any openly gay people on the forum they'd be enthusiastic proponents of the style.

 

Well, maybe not turtlenecks. No-one likes turtlenecks.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

The clothes you just desccribed can be referred to as gay because I've only really seen gay people wearing them, and I think if we had any openly gay people on the forum they'd be enthusiastic proponents of the style.

 

Well, maybe not turtlenecks. No-one likes turtlenecks.

 

I like turtlenecks... they're cuddly around the neck. :'(

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The clothes you just desccribed can be referred to as gay because I've only really seen gay people wearing them, and I think if we had any openly gay people on the forum they'd be enthusiastic proponents of the style.

 

Well, maybe not turtlenecks. No-one likes turtlenecks.

 

I like turtlenecks... they're cuddly around the neck. :'(

 

 

Hah! We've smoked you out.!

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Hahaha

 

But I couldn't really make sense of Wals' first post

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Hahaha

 

But I couldn't really make sense of Wals' first post

 

That, sir, is because it was pure gibberish.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Huh? I couldn't tell the difference. :Cant's ribbing Walsh icon: Anyhow, I'm half nude right now and I can attest to my excessive girth. Try to make a gay comment about that!

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