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I'm dealing with the threat of shinsplints, so not very fast at the moment.

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did 8 flat on a treadmill but I could of easily went a lot faster and probably shaved anywhere from 20 seconds off that. Course that was when I used to run on a somewhat regular basis. Now I'd be lucky with like 9. :lol:

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Well, I know I can run 40 yards in a shade under 4 1/2 seconds. Assuming that, you multiply that by 44 to get the necessary mile. Thats 198 seconds. So if someone had a calculator we could figure out how many minutes that would be. I'm thinking about 3 1/2 minutes, but I think I could get that down even further once I get my momentum going. Am I having to carry anything? What kind of shoes do I have on?

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Am I having to carry anything?

I'm thinking you should piggyback Hades, just to prove you're a manly man, you know.

 

What kind of shoes do I have on?

 

Since this is an Eddo thread, I'd bet he'd prefer if you wore stilletos.

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Well, I know I can run 40 yards in a shade under 4 1/2 seconds. Assuming that, you multiply that by 44 to get the necessary mile. Thats 198 seconds. So if someone had a calculator we could figure out how many minutes that would be. I'm thinking about 3 1/2 minutes, but I think I could get that down even further once I get my momentum going. Am I having to carry anything? What kind of shoes do I have on?

You have to be able to maintain that. Taking your 40 yard dash time and merely multiplying to get a mile is assuming infinite endurance.

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You have to be able to maintain that. Taking your 40 yard dash time and merely multiplying to get a mile is assuming infinite endurance.

 

 

 

I didn't assume infinte endurance, I said I thought I could get going faster once I got my momentum going, as it was I could only work with forty yards worth of momentum.

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I used to run a half mile to school in five minutes as a wimpy kid (not very good imo, but coach wanted me to sign up for track anyway), but as an adult my bad knee prevents me from attempting anything beyond a short sprint.

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The fastest mile is a little under 4 minutes so your 3 minutes and 18 seconds seems a little unrealistic. I'm not calling you a liar but I mean unless you've been doing wind sprints up mount Kenya and taking anabolic steroids since you were a fetus I kind of doubt you have that ability.

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He's talking to me? :ninja10:

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Your damn right laozi is going to take that. Give me lip and you'll see a side of the slug that you'll forever regret. Stealing :cant's hard ass exterior but actually really sensitive on the inside smiley:

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haha slug, you don't know laozi, that mofo is fast like teh wind!!

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They say world record, but did anyone actual do that or are they just using models and equations?

 

 

World records are all just a bunch of conjecture

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Only time I ever ran a mile is for a PE class in high school 6 or 7 years ago. I think I finished in about 9 minutes (I was walking half the time; I am more of an explosive slasher type and unlike Laozi I have trouble maintaining momentum.)

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You've got to lean forward when you run.

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I once ran away from a pack of starving teenagers, who had the idea that I was a boyband hater - this was true of course - but how they got this information is beyond me.

 

I think I ran about a mile before loosing them - and while it certainly seemed like more than an eternity - I'm sure it was something like 5-6 minutes. I'm thinking of developing a workoutprogram based on the experience.

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Apparently the field that my high school used is about a mile away. We would be given 10 minutes to run there and I usually took about that long.

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I've never tried a mile, but i did the 'Cooper test' when i was in the army, which means to run as fast as you can within 12 minutes. I did 2720 meters = about 1.69 american miles.

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Hmm, interesting question.

 

Next time I go for a run, I'll do it as fast as I can, time myself and see how I go.

 

Sprinting is my forte, as opposed to long distance running, which I suck at.

 

I jogged a 3km {1.9 mile} run in about 12 minutes, so if I sprint {problem is I'll run out of energy fast and consume time} I'd probably be looking at a time of about something between just over five minutes to five and a half minutes. Probably more, since I haven't been on a run for nearly two weeks.

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I cant run a mile. We have the metric system :sorcerer:

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