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Hamburger VS Hotdog  

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  1. 1. You go to a BBQ party and you can only have a hamburger or a hotdog, which would you choose?

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Hotdog. When else am I going to eat them?

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Crabcake Sandwich. o:)

 

 

Failing that, I suppose I'll take a hamburger. From Five Guys.

 

 

Five Guys is just the East Coast's sad attempt at imitating the glory that is In-N-Out Burger.

I've only been to an In-N-Out once, and it wasn't a particularly pleasant experience. First off, the lines were crossed in their self-serve soda machines, which gave me diet soda when I wanted regular. I dumped what I had and switched to orange soda when I discovered this, but the horrendous aspartame aftertaste cast a pallor over the entire meal. Then I discovered that the basic cheeseburger I ordered came with mayonnaise on it (and they put lots of it on mine), which is just flat-out wrong. Apart from the mayo, it was a decent burger, but the fries were uninspired. I'd be willing to give them another chance, but I remain skeptical.

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in and out burger makse the most delicious burgers in existance. oh man thousand island and all those deliicous onions and tomatoes and cheese paper and deliciousness. I will say however there fries do suck and its so unhealthy I refuse to eat there which is why I haven't eaten there in like a year. o:) It's also hard to put out of your mind when you were just a little youngin just 14 or 15 hanging out with your best friend and hes like yo pops get us in and out and were like YRWAH !! :) Then it comes home and your just waiting for the deliicous surprise packed into each bite. Oh we definitely got a surprise, a nice fried ball of human woman hair sitting nice and snug trying to hide underneath the surface of the french fries. That was a good one. Almost as good of a surprise when we broke into that abandoned and broken down car and found an appalling amount of porno underneath a blanket in the back. Many a surprise back in those days.

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@theslug: Back in the day (circa 1998) I lived in Vegas and they had a chain called Naugles which was basically a Taco Bell/Burger King hybrid. Great burgers and burritos as big as your head. Is that franchise still around?

Negative. Which is really odd because I've never even heard of the place before. Then again I was only like 10 then.

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There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

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@theslug: Back in the day (circa 1998) I lived in Vegas and they had a chain called Naugles which was basically a Taco Bell/Burger King hybrid. Great burgers and burritos as big as your head. Is that franchise still around?

Negative. Which is really odd because I've never even heard of the place before. Then again I was only like 10 then.

 

 

I was wrong about the year, should be 1989 not 1998, when I worked there. Seem they went belly up shortly after.

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Se ei oo 100% autenttinen koska noi lankaosat pit

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me became very hungry now and its like 20km to McDonalds :sad: (I dislike Max and Sibylla because their burgers doesnt taste artificial enough)

 

 

 

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A Danish Hotdog anytime, anywhere :thumbsup:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_dog_variations

 

Check under European variants.

 

These guys from New York almost got it right, except the sausages are not a bright crimson colour like they are supposed to :ermm:

 

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