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BREAKING NEWS: Iranian Ex-Presidential Sex Scandal


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Theyve got a religious police unit that is basically a beefed up Super facist version of the GESTAPO. Not dressed right ? (Covered hair for women, anything too western at all), You get thrown in the slammer. Convicted of soliciting men ? (About 90 pct of rape victems fall into this category. Law stipulates a full confession from the man, or twelve male witnesses to get convicted for rape). Soliciting men ? three strikes you hang ! In your home town. At dawn. They did this to a 16 year old but since its a human rights violation they lied her 22.

 

Iran is basically the rectum of human rights and justice.

 

-Farb

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What a dirty, dirty man.

 

He should be ashamed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That he didn't even reach first base. :verymad:

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These idiots in Iran won't even let woman ride bicycles. Bicycles for Christ sake.

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These idiots in Iran won't even let woman ride bicycles. Bicycles for Christ sake.

With the way they dress? Their clothing will get caught in the spokes.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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These idiots in Iran won't even let woman ride bicycles. Bicycles for Christ sake.

With the way they dress? Their clothing will get caught in the spokes.

 

Just made me laugh. Imagine the ayatollahs passing legitimising disco dancing and bike riding, with an attached law changing sharda into banana skin shoes, and skirt with massive long tassels on them.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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