Blank Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 (edited) Let's use this next page to write poems about sneezing. I'll start with a haiku. It's not a fetish Sneezing is a special treat Let's all sneeze like fiends. Hmm, it starts off well, but I need to work on my endings in the future. Edited June 20, 2007 by Blank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 (edited) Two things are certain Sneezing can make your eyes close Wonder which comes first Edited June 20, 2007 by Hiro Protagonist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Take care when you sneeze Dad says to cover my mouth I sneezed on my dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I sneezed really hard across from a Christmas tree Tree now has tingle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Sneezed when drinking milk I Held my mouth closed and prayed Milk shot from my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 (edited) On your feet there are ten toes. They look just like potatoes. Roses are red, gesundheit ! Edited June 20, 2007 by Gorgon Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 You'll have to forgive me, I have a weird sense of humour. :sad: Also, this is the first time I've done haiku's before. I had to look up on wikipedia to find out how to do them. I had heard there was a rule with them. they're quite interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 20, 2007 Author Share Posted June 20, 2007 Take care when you sneezeDad says to cover my mouth I sneezed on my dad. GOLD "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 The real question here is not if it feels good or not, but whether to hold it in or spray it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I knew a guy who used to be able to sneeze with his mouth closed (and stifle the energetic release), and yet he used to make the most atrociously stentorian noise when burping. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I sneezed on my cat It went berzerk and flipped out Next will be the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 (edited) Sneezed on the dog's face Dog did a Cujo on me. Won't do that again. Edited June 20, 2007 by Hiro Protagonist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I have a co-worker who sneezes about 10 sneezes one after the other and can't stop. It's a wonder she can breathe while she does these repetitive sneezes. It's like a machine gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 (edited) *unnecessarily lewd haiku edited by Walsingham* I think I'll leave the haiku's for now. but they're so addictive!!! now that I know how to write them Edited June 20, 2007 by Walsingham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Take care when you sneezeDad says to cover my mouth I sneezed on my dad. GOLD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 This short rhyme is dedicated to my father's sneezing. I like to sneeze It's so much fun It feels like a breeze And sounds like a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 20, 2007 Author Share Posted June 20, 2007 Jaysus, it's like the first world war in here. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 ... Only if you are a father. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sionn Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 i forget where i heard it but i heard that some guy blew an artery in his head by somehow keeping his eyes open while sneezing. Retreat, Hell! We're just fighting in another direction!" - General O.P. Smith (North Korea 1950) "All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - George S. Patton, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 My sister would always stifle her sneezes...but she still made this little squeaky noise. Me, I just let it rip. When you're allergic to almost everything, you get used to it ... no point in holding it in. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 My father was known to make babies cry after sneezing, back in his prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 My father was known to make babies cry after sneezing, back in his prime. well it is a great way to release some of that stress that builds of from sneezing several times. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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