Sneezing

[Blank]

Let's use this next page to write poems about sneezing.

 

I'll start with a haiku.

 

It's not a fetish

Sneezing is a special treat

Let's all sneeze like fiends.

 

Hmm, it starts off well, but I need to work on my endings in the future.

Edited June 20, 2007 by Blank

[Hiro Protagonist]

Two things are certain

Sneezing can make your eyes close

Wonder which comes first

Edited June 20, 2007 by Hiro Protagonist

[Hiro Protagonist]

Take care when you sneeze

Dad says to cover my mouth

I sneezed on my dad.

[Hiro Protagonist]

I sneezed really hard

across from a Christmas tree

Tree now has tingle

[Hiro Protagonist]

Sneezed when drinking milk

I Held my mouth closed and prayed

Milk shot from my nose.

[Gorgon]

On your feet there are ten toes.

 

They look just like potatoes.

 

 

Roses are red, gesundheit !

Edited June 20, 2007 by Gorgon

[Hiro Protagonist]

You'll have to forgive me, I have a weird sense of humour. :sad: Also, this is the first time I've done haiku's before. I had to look up on wikipedia to find out how to do them. I had heard there was a rule with them. they're quite interesting.

[Walsingham]

Take care when you sneeze

Dad says to cover my mouth

I sneezed on my dad.

 

GOLD

[jaguars4ever]

The real question here is not if it feels good or not, but whether to hold it in or spray it out.

[metadigital]

I knew a guy who used to be able to sneeze with his mouth closed (and stifle the energetic release), and yet he used to make the most atrociously stentorian noise when burping.

[Hiro Protagonist]

I sneezed on my cat

It went berzerk and flipped out

Next will be the dog.

[Hiro Protagonist]

Sneezed on the dog's face

Dog did a Cujo on me.

Won't do that again.

Edited June 20, 2007 by Hiro Protagonist

[Hiro Protagonist]

I have a co-worker who sneezes about 10 sneezes one after the other and can't stop. It's a wonder she can breathe while she does these repetitive sneezes. It's like a machine gun.

[Hiro Protagonist]

*unnecessarily lewd haiku edited by Walsingham*

 

 

I think I'll leave the haiku's for now. but they're so addictive!!! now that I know how to write them

Edited June 20, 2007 by Walsingham

[Blank]

Take care when you sneeze

Dad says to cover my mouth

I sneezed on my dad.

 

GOLD

[Blarghagh]

This short rhyme is dedicated to my father's sneezing.

 

I like to sneeze

It's so much fun

It feels like a breeze

And sounds like a gun

[Walsingham]

Jaysus, it's like the first world war in here.

[metadigital]

... Only if you are a father.

[Sionn]

i forget where i heard it but i heard that some guy blew an artery in his head by somehow keeping his eyes open while sneezing.

[LadyCrimson]

My sister would always stifle her sneezes...but she still made this little squeaky noise.

Me, I just let it rip. When you're allergic to almost everything, you get used to it ... no point in holding it in.

[Blank]

My father was known to make babies cry after sneezing, back in his prime.

[Rosbjerg]

My father was known to make babies cry after sneezing, back in his prime.

 

well it is a great way to release some of that stress that builds of from sneezing several times.