Let's use this next page to write poems about sneezing.

 

I'll start with a haiku.

 

It's not a fetish

Sneezing is a special treat

Let's all sneeze like fiends.

 

Hmm, it starts off well, but I need to work on my endings in the future.

Edited June 20, 200718 yr by Blank

Two things are certain

Sneezing can make your eyes close

Wonder which comes first

Edited June 20, 200718 yr by Hiro Protagonist

Take care when you sneeze

Dad says to cover my mouth

I sneezed on my dad.

I sneezed really hard

across from a Christmas tree

Tree now has tingle

Sneezed when drinking milk

I Held my mouth closed and prayed

Milk shot from my nose.

On your feet there are ten toes.

 

They look just like potatoes.

 

 

Roses are red, gesundheit !

Edited June 20, 200718 yr by Gorgon

You'll have to forgive me, I have a weird sense of humour. :sad: Also, this is the first time I've done haiku's before. I had to look up on wikipedia to find out how to do them. I had heard there was a rule with them. they're quite interesting.

Take care when you sneeze

Dad says to cover my mouth

I sneezed on my dad.

 

GOLD

The real question here is not if it feels good or not, but whether to hold it in or spray it out.

I knew a guy who used to be able to sneeze with his mouth closed (and stifle the energetic release), and yet he used to make the most atrociously stentorian noise when burping.

I sneezed on my cat

It went berzerk and flipped out

Next will be the dog.

Sneezed on the dog's face

Dog did a Cujo on me.

Won't do that again.

Edited June 20, 200718 yr by Hiro Protagonist

I have a co-worker who sneezes about 10 sneezes one after the other and can't stop. It's a wonder she can breathe while she does these repetitive sneezes. It's like a machine gun.

*unnecessarily lewd haiku edited by Walsingham*

 

 

I think I'll leave the haiku's for now. but they're so addictive!!! now that I know how to write them

Edited June 20, 200718 yr by Walsingham

Take care when you sneeze

Dad says to cover my mouth

I sneezed on my dad.

 

GOLD

This short rhyme is dedicated to my father's sneezing.

 

I like to sneeze

It's so much fun

It feels like a breeze

And sounds like a gun

Jaysus, it's like the first world war in here.

... Only if you are a father.

i forget where i heard it but i heard that some guy blew an artery in his head by somehow keeping his eyes open while sneezing.

My sister would always stifle her sneezes...but she still made this little squeaky noise.

Me, I just let it rip. When you're allergic to almost everything, you get used to it ... no point in holding it in.

My father was known to make babies cry after sneezing, back in his prime.

My father was known to make babies cry after sneezing, back in his prime.

 

well it is a great way to release some of that stress that builds of from sneezing several times.