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The Community Blog (An Invitation)

Will it have ninjas?

Bokishi
in Aliens RPG: Speculation & Discussion

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Everything is better with ninjas.

 

Everything.

 

When I worked at Insomniac, I would constantly attempt to put ninjas in every game. In one game, I got TWO SEPARATE types of ninjas into a game that already had a robot ninja in it.

 

That was ninjatastic.

~ Mike Stout

 

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Ninja Aliens? Or even ninja Praetorians? :sorcerer:

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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

Ninja Aliens? Or even ninja Praetorians? :teehee:

I can see them having trouble with the mask.

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

Will Chuck Norris be an NPC?

For sure.

 

In space only Chuck Norris can hear you scream.

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Will Chuck Norris be an NPC?

For sure.

 

In space only Chuck Norris can hear you scream.

;)

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

With Togakure Ryu Ninja, I do feel sorry for the aliens.

 

 

 

 

 

Side note: Togakure Ryu Ninjutsu is a real world Ninjutsu.

Do they flip out and kill everyone?

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No, a boxer could beat them.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

What about a crater?

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Yes, and even a barreler.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

:sorcerer:

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Chuch Norris will roundhouse kick them into the next galaxy.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

Chuck Norris invented a martial art called Chuck-Nen-Do (for real).

 

If the ninjas use Chuck-Nen-Do, then they might win. Else the pirates will.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Chuck Norris invented a martial art called Chuck-Nen-Do (for real).

 

If the ninjas use Chuck-Nen-Do, then they might win. Else the pirates will.

 

It's actually pretty probable, since he is the only non-asian that has the title of 'Grand Master' in Taekwondo, meaning that he can change or even develop his own 'official' techniques.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

Chuck will make a secret (easter-egg) appearance, instead of Godmode, he will join the PC's party.

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Chuck will make a secret (easter-egg) appearance, instead of Godmode, he will join the PC's party.

 

Same things.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

It will be called ChuckMode.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

You do know chuck norris' kick has the effect of a nuke going off, right? SO in other words, chuckmode is too intense, and it must be kept down at godmode.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

You do know chuck norris' kick has the effect of a nuke going off, right? SO in other words, chuckmode is too intense, and it must be kept down at godmode.

 

Well, seeing as we can't use it now -- here's my original design document for Chuckmode:

 

1) Player presses any button

2) The player (as Chuck Norris) roundhouse kicks the planet in the face

3) Screen flashes and transitions to white

4) When the screen fades back to normal, the player is standing on a small rock in the middle of space with debris floating all around him.

5) Chuck turns to the camera and gives a thumbs-up

6) Fin

 

 

I think it had potential. Alas...

~ Mike Stout

 

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It's too powerful, man. Chuck is an unconscionable weapon of mass destruction; only a sad and twisted mind would unleash it on a whole planet ...

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It's too powerful, man. Chuck is an unconscionable weapon of mass destruction; only a sad and twisted mind would unleash it on a whole planet ...

 

Indeed. Suns glint off his beard and snuff themselves into non-existence in shame, for they shine not half as bright.

 

Of course, I do have both a sad AND twisted mind. Hmm...

~ Mike Stout

 

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DESU!

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
You do know chuck norris' kick has the effect of a nuke going off, right? SO in other words, chuckmode is too intense, and it must be kept down at godmode.

 

Well, seeing as we can't use it now -- here's my original design document for Chuckmode:

 

1) Player presses any button

2) The player (as Chuck Norris) roundhouse kicks the planet in the face

3) Screen flashes and transitions to white

4) When the screen fades back to normal, the player is standing on a small rock in the middle of space with debris floating all around him.

5) Chuck turns to the camera and gives a thumbs-up

6) Fin

 

 

I think it had potential. Alas...

 

Considering your position, i can now fully expect this to be implemented :thumbsup:

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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