February 21, 200718 yr I onced opened a fortune cookie and the paper said "Your fortune is as good as this cookie." So I ate teh cookie and it was stale No joke! Current 3DMark
February 21, 200718 yr People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
February 21, 200718 yr I got one that said "People are watching you". That was odd. Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality!
February 21, 200718 yr I got one that said "People are watching you". .....IN BED! .....WITH UMA THURMAN DEAD!
February 21, 200718 yr I got one that said "People are watching you". .....IN BED! Always always ALWAYS add that to the end of your Fortune. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
February 21, 200718 yr I got one that said "People are watching you". .....IN BED! .....WITH UMA THURMAN DEAD! That's not Uma Thurman... Its ANNA NICOLE SMITH! Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"
February 21, 200718 yr "You will live a happy, prosperous life." Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
February 21, 200718 yr I'm not entirely certain this actually happened (I don't eat Chinese much anymore due to the suck in my area), but I seem to recall one where the writer begged to be rescued from a sweat shop. That was...odd to say the least. And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had
February 21, 200718 yr I can't recall ever having a disturbing/weird fortune out of a cookie, beyond bad English grammar and such. But I like this one: http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2006/09/04/escapee/ Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe.
February 21, 200718 yr Given Engalnd obsession with history maybe roast beef should come with a history cookie that tells you about things you didn't know had happened to you. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
February 21, 200718 yr I'm not entirely certain this actually happened (I don't eat Chinese much anymore due to the suck in my area), but I seem to recall one where the writer begged to be rescued from a sweat shop. That was...odd to say the least. Sure it wasn't a bakery?
February 23, 200718 yr We used to spend over a dollar a day buying fortune cookies (10 cents ea.). They were the cheapest thing on the ala carte and the fortunes were fun to read. Most of the time the fortunes were the regular bull until one day we got "You will buy new clothes." We just had no idea what to say to that.
February 23, 200718 yr That's how the cookie crumbles. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
February 23, 200718 yr "that was your first choice" Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
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