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One night stand that "gives" you 43 babies is every man

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One night stand that "gives" you 43 babies is every man

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein

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hehe.. no wonder he slept for 2 days! that quite an accomplishment.. :brows:

 

imagine if the situation had been reversed though... one female breaking in to a pen of 24 males.. :mellow:

Fortune favors the bald.

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I'm pretty sure I could've banged over thirty female hamsters myself.

He's a n00b.

or old. at my age, 30 would take, well... 30 days at least, not counting ice time. :mellow:

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

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How is it that that kind of behaviour is tolerated from hamsters yet when I try to tunnel into my attractive neighbours bedroom (which took some tunnelling, let me tell you, sometimes through air) it's suddenly "a matter for the police". Wheres the justice in that?

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I had a girlfriend with a hamster like that.

 

Well, it wasn't really her's, it was her father's. And she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door to me and got undressed with her blinds open.

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"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Tale.. remember what I said about always ending your stories a sentence earlier?

Fortune favors the bald.

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