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In the last 150 years, the Dutch have become the tallest people on Earth

The reason why Scandinavians are getting shorter is very simple: the Chernobyl meltdown of 1986. The radioactive fallout hit us quite badly and as a result the average height dropped significantly between children born previous to 1980 and after.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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The reason why Scandinavians are getting shorter is very simple: the Chernobyl meltdown of 1986. The radioactive fallout hit us quite badly and as a result the average height dropped significantly between children born previous to 1980 and after.

 

your viking ancestors would have eaten the radioactive fallout for breakfast

 

 

 

Are you serious tho. I mean, pretty spectacular claim, there anything backing that up?....shorty?

 

EDIT: I mean, the article attrbutes it to genetics

Edited by kumquatq3

There was a recent BBC documentary abount the effects of Chernobyl 20 years later in humans. It turns out there wer far less deaths and deformities attributed to radiation than previously thought.

 

So i dont think the russkie reactor is the reason kaftan is in fact only 2 feet tall...

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It could be the excessive anti-social, introverted nature of the Swedes', which is only cured by excessive drinking, and Kaftan's parents dipped a bit too much into the sauce while he was still incubating as a fetus.

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Thor is ashamed of his short people.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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So the dutch can't really call their country "Nederland" (low-land) anymore, now can they ?

 

Welcome to the new Holland, the "Highland" ;)

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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Thor is ashamed of his short people.

THATS NOT THOR!

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Now thats thor!

 

I will say that up in the foot hills where I live 6 ft is the median height.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Do we have any Dutch people on this board?

 

Yes. And this feet stuff... what is that in meters?

 

me...me...meters???

Someone grap Kumq, he's about to faint... Wait, I'll do it. :huh:

 

Anyway, I'm 1.84 myself. Not gettin' any taller, no sir.

DENMARK!

 

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I'm dutch. I am 1.87.

 

That is what we consider 'medium length' here.

bio-thor.jpg

Thor is ashamed of his short people.

THATS NOT THOR!

442px-ULTMTSV2005_COV.jpg

Now thats thor!

 

I will say that up in the foot hills where I live 6 ft is the median height.

 

 

:angry:

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RIP

Yep, pretty median here too. Lots of guys my age and younger are taller than me.

DENMARK!

 

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Im 180cm and that used to be medium length, its dropped since then. From people born in 1979 to people born 1982, the medium length in Sweden dropped like 10cm.

 

I grew up on the east coast so we got a heavy dose of fallout. I remember the kindergarten teachers forbade us to play in the rain puddles because they were radioactive

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

According to Statistics Sweden, it looks like the average height has steadily increased.

Well, then I must be all wrong :huh:

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

So Kaftan's the same height as me and I'm still growing? :huh:

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RIP

Well, then I must be all wrong  :huh:

 

A 10 cm drop in height for people 3 years different in age sets off red flags in my mind.

Hahaha I'm taller than Kaftan by a cm :huh:

Spreading beauty with my katana.

I'm taller by two.

 

Swedes, those damn midgets.

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

So... I

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Whats medelvarde? median or average?

That's really quite a defeat, Kirottu. You might as well let them occupy you again. ;)

DENMARK!

 

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