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The reason why Scandinavians are getting shorter is very simple: the Chernobyl meltdown of 1986. The radioactive fallout hit us quite badly and as a result the average height dropped significantly between children born previous to 1980 and after.

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The reason why Scandinavians are getting shorter is very simple: the Chernobyl meltdown of 1986. The radioactive fallout hit us quite badly and as a result the average height dropped significantly between children born previous to 1980 and after.

 

your viking ancestors would have eaten the radioactive fallout for breakfast

 

 

 

Are you serious tho. I mean, pretty spectacular claim, there anything backing that up?....shorty?

 

EDIT: I mean, the article attrbutes it to genetics

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There was a recent BBC documentary abount the effects of Chernobyl 20 years later in humans. It turns out there wer far less deaths and deformities attributed to radiation than previously thought.

 

So i dont think the russkie reactor is the reason kaftan is in fact only 2 feet tall...

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So the dutch can't really call their country "Nederland" (low-land) anymore, now can they ?

 

Welcome to the new Holland, the "Highland" ;)

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Do we have any Dutch people on this board?

 

Yes. And this feet stuff... what is that in meters?

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I agree that that is such a stupid idiotic pathetic garbage hateful retarded scumbag evil satanic nazi like term ever created. At least top 5.

 

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Someone grap Kumq, he's about to faint... Wait, I'll do it. :huh:

 

Anyway, I'm 1.84 myself. Not gettin' any taller, no sir.

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Im 180cm and that used to be medium length, its dropped since then. From people born in 1979 to people born 1982, the medium length in Sweden dropped like 10cm.

 

I grew up on the east coast so we got a heavy dose of fallout. I remember the kindergarten teachers forbade us to play in the rain puddles because they were radioactive

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Well, then I must be all wrong :huh:

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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I'm taller by two.

 

Swedes, those damn midgets.

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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