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Obsidian Forums Virtual Dating Service

thepixiesrock
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He'll come back within the hour because you said his name.

Current 3DMark

Don't you have to say it three times in a row while staring in a mirror in a dark room?

 

And come on, Pix, quit having words with the verbose owl! Fight the power and post a match! Give Mkreku his well-oiled Finn and me a reason to live!

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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Ok, ok, I'll post a match.

 

Eldar and Kumquat.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Totally cute together.

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

What is any of this banter proving except why we're trying to get dates on a forum with only a few single women?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Speak for yourself; I'm trying to hook up with Lou, but he keeps rejecting me. I don't think he knows what he's missing.

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

  • 2 months later...
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d the first match is:

 

Kirrotu and Balthy!

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Nice. Are they going on a date now?

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

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I assume they are.

 

Next match up are Alanschu and Grommir.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

:(

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I'm not allowed to match you guys up, so I guess you can keep answering the questions just for the sake of it.

 

:(

Fortune favors the bald.

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Next match is Rosbjerk and my fist.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Does that make you a rentboy?

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Is that some sort of hooker?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

It's a boy who sells favours.

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I just realised my comment about the fist and Rosb could be taken in a sexual manner.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Just? As in just before you posted it?

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What are you accusing me of? I can't descrive.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I think I would prefer the violent interpretation over the sexual one..

Fortune favors the bald.

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I beg to differ.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I descry a homo erotic innuendo.

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

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I descrive it to be both innuendo and a threat of violence.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I descry that it's a threat of violent innuendo.

 

:aiee:

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

I'll soon descrive a surreptitious zinger!

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

1. What is your age?

2. What is your favourite colour?

3. List some interests.

4. What kind of music do you like?

5. What genre of movies do you like?

6. What genre of video games do you like?

7. What quality do you most admire in a person?

8. What quality do you least admire in a person?

9. Do you think of yourself as a negative or positive person?

 

1. 16

2. Pink and baby blue.

3. Shopping, talking on the phone with friends, hitting up old guys for booze and money.

4. I love the **** Cat Dolls and Black Eyed Peas.

5. Anything without subtitles, I don't go to theatres to read LOL!

6. Halo is like ok but like video games are pretty lame.

7. A fast car.

8. Bad shoes.

9. I'm like totally positive cuz like I hate negative things on people like poorness or ugliness.

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