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Mical: You've left me an opening!!!!!!!!

Funny yet scary at the same time.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

No, just scary.

Bastila: You asked me if I thought things could have been different? I know they could have! If Revan had only listened to the Council, millions of innocent people would still be alive.

Carth: Yeah, right. And every single one of them would be speaking Mandalorian.

 

That's first KOTOR though. For KOTOR2, I'll have to go with "Always a pleasure, Vrook. I see you still have your cheery disposition" (which has already been mentioned).

 

Exile (to Handmaiden, in response to whether Jedi ever have relationships): I believe it's called "pulling a Bindo".

 

That one also made me laugh, although Bindo's story is not funny at all.

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I like the swoop guy on Onderon, his name is Vix.

 

Vix: You Swooper?! Swoop go zoom fasst go swoop!

 

Exile: Yes, swoop.

 

Vix: Vix love swoop! Vix watch every race, zoom swoop!

 

Exile: Okay Vix- I'm going to go stand over here now...

 

 

And from K1(w/ immense paraphrasing):

 

Jolee: So here's how I ended up Kashykk (sp?) ...

 

Revan: I don't have time for your stories J-

 

Jolee: Well, here goes anyway...blah blah blah (tells story)

 

Revan: I hate you, old man.

HK-47: Oh, how I hate this word!

 

Exile: What, "meatbag"?

 

H: No, "master", master!

 

E: Well, get used to it.

:)

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

Influence. :)

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

I don't remember the exact wording but there is a merchant on Isis in the docking area that says something like:

 

"You there, you are weak and in need of my services to become powerful." :">

 

I always visit him even if just far a laugh.

I don't need your junk to keep me strong cretin. :D

S.A.S.I.S.P.G.M.D.G.S.M.B.

Lashowe: "Do you know how many Sith there are here on Korriban??"

Jolee Bindo: "Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!"

Canderous Ordo: "Nice one, old man."

Jolee Bindo: "Thank you. It takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age."

:blink:

I like the HK sniper line which has already been said. To be honest, with a dark side character, anything with HK47 in is likely to be funny.

Dark or lightside anything HK says is funny.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

Hk is very funny.

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