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skimmed it

 

Blatant ripoffs:

Doc Doom

boostergold/captain marvel

Thor

Fantastic Four

Red Skull

Sasquach

Robot (doom patrol)

Doc Strange/Doc Fate.

Hydra

The Fathom Five

 

and thats Just off the top of my head.

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Saturn Knight looks so much like Guardian that it's ridiculous. :shifty:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Hee hee :( I think some of you are missing the point here; its SUPPOSED to be a corny mockery of superhero comics.

 

 

It'll be nice to see one of the real comics as opposed to this sort of preview presentation.

 

 

Pencils: One or two slipups from pro-class

Colour: Too flat by todays standards but maybe thats the point, to give it a more classic look.

Dialogue: Doesnt flow as smoothly as it should, you probably should have a third party adjust them a bit when theyre in place on the bubbles.

Story: Well, there isnt really a story yet but the setup looks fun

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Now that you mention it, it's too Byrneish to not be a mockery.

 

Yeah :D

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Am I too late to mention Krakow 2.0? It has succubi. :(

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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The Fathom Five? Is that a joke? Was the really the name of a superhero group? That sounds like something Dungeons and Dragons nerds would name their clan.

 

Haw, Fathom Five.

they took over for namor when he became an antihero... they are now the atlantis wrecking crew.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Love the comic man. It was fun, really cheesy in a good way.

 

Am I too late to mention Krakow 2.0? It has succubi.  :)

 

And terrible art. And absolutely silly writing. And is almost as bad as Krakow plain.

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Someobody needs a huuuuuuug! :lol:

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Pfshaw! Where are the mormons? And the arthroaeroplane girls?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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In Krakow.

 

See, Krakow is not unlike a plecostomus at the bottom of your aquarium. Krakow will scour the depths for concepts other cartoonists pass on like so much waste; this allows other cartoonists to thrive on nutrient-rich material and live richer, fuller lives!

 

In other words, they're bottom feeders. Or, if you will, they suck.

 

(Avril Arrow was a brilliant idea though.)

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We used to catch plecostomi when I was at school, when there was a King tide and the river lapped the concrete barriers and they would concuss themselves, and we would try to brain them with a rock (adjusting for the refractive interference between air and water). If we were successful we had fish and chips for tea, instead of whatever other inedible food was on th emenu.

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I like chewing zits off of Rosanne Barrs's butt!

 

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Alright then. Goodbye to thanoptic2525 and may you die a painfull death by horny, syphalitic orcs. ( symbolically of course ). Jag-off!

Ruminations...

 

When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.

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