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Mothman is already a Star Wars guy.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Will my character be disclosed at the last minute like a right-before-premiere hype?

 

 

 

edited: I did not make any embarassing slips on the keyboard while I typed this post if thats what you think :-"

Edited by Kaftan Barlast

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

  • Author

Your character is made, and has been for a while. I'm waiting to put together the rest of the people who you will be seen in your first scene with.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

The lego avatar you have chosen for me startlingly close to the real thing AND my online avatar. Ingenious!

 

Three extra things you need for my lego man and they are:

 

1) a solar topi (aka pith helmet)

2) a drinks shaker.

3) Really tiny action figure of spider jerusalem. Or a cameo by an actual spider.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

  • Author

Your hand gets cut off and you get a hook. Also, a top hat.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

  • Author

PRODUCTION STILLS!

 

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Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Lawlz. I'm pretty sure I'm the Fett one, next to the gay robot.

 

The rest are beyond me. You win this round, Atomic Boy.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

Your hand gets cut off and you get a hook.  Also, a top hat.

 

Is that a punishment?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

  • Author

No, it's in the script. Really.

It happens at the end and sets up for a sequal.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

So I have two identities ... :-

 

No, you just change clothes. It has to do with the plot.

No expense spared in this production, I see ... it even includes A PLOT! :-

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT

So I have two identities ... :-

 

No, you just change clothes. It has to do with the plot.

No expense spared in this production, I see ... it even includes A PLOT! :-

 

Wow! Not even hollywood does that anymore! :o

Ah, I see keeping the same avatar since I registered has given me a primo spot in the upcoming Obsidian forum film. Good show, pixies, good show. Also, I concur that the Wals lego man is dead-on. And some of the others are quite good as well.

 

I hope the plot will include several twists to leave the audience bewildered and confused... and the production will have a killer soundtrack.

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

  • Author

Th plot will have five twists. All of them will be leaked before the movie is released.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

  • Author

First one left to right:

Mystery, Kaftan, Hades, Lancer.

 

Second photo:

 

Kor, Mothman, Draken, Sur.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

  • Author

Those sure are some high-quality photos I've got there.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I call a bright orange versoin of Chewbacca

 

 

get some spray paint

huh... the model is spraypainting himself... will wonders never cease?

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

huh... the model is spraypainting himself... will wonders never cease?

 

Anything for art

Surreptishus: Gay Robot.

 

Lawlzowned.

 

Also, screw orange. Go purple Chewbacca.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

  • Author

I'm starting to have to get into my Star Wars RPG guys to makes these.

 

: '(

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

^ I'll shed a tear

 

alternatively, I'll take the role of Bender, in honor of Futurama getting new episodes

  • Author

Set construction for the Way - Off Topic battlefield begins now.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

That sounds great.

 

Let it begin?

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

As long as there's some shot of my foot in the nearby proximity of Mothman's groin, I'll be happy.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

I'm still not in this. :-

 

Which actually may be a good thing, come to think of it. All manner of horrible things could be either done or alluded to with those Lego people.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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