June 10, 200619 yr FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German police have arrested a man on suspicion of murdering a woman with a sausage. Prosecutors and police said the 50-year-old was arrested after the woman's body was discovered in an apartment in Zwickau, eastern Germany. They said she had choked on a Bockwurst, a popular large German sausage. The prosecutors said the man had given a patchy account of events, acknowledging that he may have "administered" a Bockwurst to the woman. They are now working to establish exactly what happened in the run up to her death.
June 10, 200619 yr How do I administer sausage? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
June 10, 200619 yr How do I administer sausage? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know how I administer it, but a gentleman doesn't speak of such things. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
June 10, 200619 yr How do I administer sausage? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know how I administer it, but a gentleman doesn't speak of such things. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So why aren't you explaining it? " Kidding! I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
June 10, 200619 yr I don't know which is more disturbing. These sorts of things happening or Baley actively looking for them on the net. Edited June 10, 200619 yr by Judge Hades
June 10, 200619 yr Link does not work ^ I agree that that is such a stupid idiotic pathetic garbage hateful retarded scumbag evil satanic nazi like term ever created. At least top 5. TSLRCM Official Forum || TSLRCM Moddb || My other KOTOR2 mods || TSLRCM (English version) on Steam || [M4-78EP on Steam Formerly known as BattleWookiee/BattleCookiee
June 10, 200619 yr Author I pasted the whole article. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060609/od_nm/...ny_sausage_dc_1
June 10, 200619 yr http://wcco.com/video/?id=17518@wcco.dayport.com If only Luke Pie Rocker were there to save her! Edited June 10, 200619 yr by Shadowstrider
June 10, 200619 yr I pasted the whole article. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060609/od_nm/...ny_sausage_dc_1 Thnx. A newssite is easier to send to friends than a forum topic ^ I agree that that is such a stupid idiotic pathetic garbage hateful retarded scumbag evil satanic nazi like term ever created. At least top 5. TSLRCM Official Forum || TSLRCM Moddb || My other KOTOR2 mods || TSLRCM (English version) on Steam || [M4-78EP on Steam Formerly known as BattleWookiee/BattleCookiee
June 10, 200619 yr Even if forum posts like the above one add to the fun... ^ I agree that that is such a stupid idiotic pathetic garbage hateful retarded scumbag evil satanic nazi like term ever created. At least top 5. TSLRCM Official Forum || TSLRCM Moddb || My other KOTOR2 mods || TSLRCM (English version) on Steam || [M4-78EP on Steam Formerly known as BattleWookiee/BattleCookiee
June 10, 200619 yr I don't believe it ... who has a name like Luke Pie Rocker? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
June 10, 200619 yr His sausage was too big and she choked while trying to swallow. :D http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/
June 10, 200619 yr How do I administer sausage? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know how I administer it, but a gentleman doesn't speak of such things. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So why aren't you explaining it? " Kidding! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Didn't she choke because of a sausage, like the one we see on the picture? Or did I get it all wrong, once again? "Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc "I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it.
June 10, 200619 yr Maybe she just didn't like Bockwurst. Those Germans should better stick with their Frankfurters.... :D Rain makes everything better.
June 10, 200619 yr She choked on his big sausage while trying to swallow. http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/
June 11, 200619 yr She choked on his big sausage while trying to swallow. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What kind of sausage are we talking about? "Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc "I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it.
June 11, 200619 yr I wonder what the legal charge would sound like... Charged with ramming your sausage down her throat until she choked ? “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
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