Baley Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German police have arrested a man on suspicion of murdering a woman with a sausage. Prosecutors and police said the 50-year-old was arrested after the woman's body was discovered in an apartment in Zwickau, eastern Germany. They said she had choked on a Bockwurst, a popular large German sausage. The prosecutors said the man had given a patchy account of events, acknowledging that he may have "administered" a Bockwurst to the woman. They are now working to establish exactly what happened in the run up to her death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 How do I administer sausage? Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 How do I administer sausage? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 How do I administer sausage? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know how I administer it, but a gentleman doesn't speak of such things. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 How do I administer sausage? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know how I administer it, but a gentleman doesn't speak of such things. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So why aren't you explaining it? " Kidding! I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 (edited) I don't know which is more disturbing. These sorts of things happening or Baley actively looking for them on the net. Edited June 10, 2006 by Judge Hades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassat Hunter Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Link does not work ^ I agree that that is such a stupid idiotic pathetic garbage hateful retarded scumbag evil satanic nazi like term ever created. At least top 5. TSLRCM Official Forum || TSLRCM Moddb || My other KOTOR2 mods || TSLRCM (English version) on Steam || [M4-78EP on Steam Formerly known as BattleWookiee/BattleCookiee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted June 10, 2006 Author Share Posted June 10, 2006 I pasted the whole article. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060609/od_nm/...ny_sausage_dc_1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstrider Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 (edited) http://wcco.com/video/?id=17518@wcco.dayport.com If only Luke Pie Rocker were there to save her! Edited June 10, 2006 by Shadowstrider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassat Hunter Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 I pasted the whole article. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060609/od_nm/...ny_sausage_dc_1 Thnx. A newssite is easier to send to friends than a forum topic ^ I agree that that is such a stupid idiotic pathetic garbage hateful retarded scumbag evil satanic nazi like term ever created. At least top 5. TSLRCM Official Forum || TSLRCM Moddb || My other KOTOR2 mods || TSLRCM (English version) on Steam || [M4-78EP on Steam Formerly known as BattleWookiee/BattleCookiee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassat Hunter Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Even if forum posts like the above one add to the fun... ^ I agree that that is such a stupid idiotic pathetic garbage hateful retarded scumbag evil satanic nazi like term ever created. At least top 5. TSLRCM Official Forum || TSLRCM Moddb || My other KOTOR2 mods || TSLRCM (English version) on Steam || [M4-78EP on Steam Formerly known as BattleWookiee/BattleCookiee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 I don't believe it ... who has a name like Luke Pie Rocker? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 His sausage was too big and she choked while trying to swallow. :D http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramza Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 How do I administer sausage? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know how I administer it, but a gentleman doesn't speak of such things. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So why aren't you explaining it? " Kidding! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Didn't she choke because of a sausage, like the one we see on the picture? Or did I get it all wrong, once again? "Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc "I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Maybe she just didn't like Bockwurst. Those Germans should better stick with their Frankfurters.... :D Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Vienna sausage? Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 She choked on his big sausage while trying to swallow. http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramza Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 She choked on his big sausage while trying to swallow. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What kind of sausage are we talking about? "Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc "I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSun Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Double entendre Sausage=willy master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 I wonder what the legal charge would sound like... Charged with ramming your sausage down her throat until she choked ? “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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