It has come to my attention that only people with high IQs are allowed to post on the internet anymore. I'm not sure why this is as you'll soon kill the internet if you keep this policy, but I digress. Few years back a shrink tested me and my IQ was said to be at 168. Now that, plus my good looks, and being about twenty years younger than tarna, the previous winner of the internet, means I am staking my claim as king of the internet.

 

Don't even try'n stop me Onur.

 

P.S. I am sorry if this is nonsensical, or not as funny as I want it to be, but a friend had a seizure in my car earlier and I'm kind of strung out.

Does this mean I am the winner of the internet?

Only if you superimpose your face over The Hoff in the undies gif, and then place it in your sig.

I don't have the mad GIF editing skillz. If someone would like to do this I wil totally put it in my sig.

Then you cannot win the internets. To be the winner of the internets, you must have mad GIF editing skills.

 

It's in the rules:

 

1. The winner must posses mad GIF editing skillz
    
   
2. The winner must have a high IQ
   

 

Sorry.

You forgot rule 3, which is "Must be Hoff."

You forgot rule 3, which is "Must be Hoff."

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...or Chuck or Fonzie.

Those aren't rules, they're exceptions!

 

As in, being the Hoff provides opportunity to win teh internets. Should he not be competing (because he's singing in Germany naturally), other people are able to hold up the mantle.

 

Hoff's Hoffness also lets him get in even if he didn't have a high IQ (which he does) as well as if he were lacking in mad GIF making skills (which he's not).

Edited June 7, 200619 yr by alanschu

Maaaaaaannn, don't you even know, how ****ing popular I am?

 

 

On the internet?

Are you Hoff, Fonzie, or Chuck?

Man, I am going to have to fight Lou for this.

 

TWO MAN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVE!

THUNDA DOME!!!!

As long as none of you are Hoff/Chuck/Fonzie, you'll need to demonstrate your high IQs, as well as your mad GIF editing skills.

It's a gif file, and I edited it a while ago for Calax.

 

 

Oooo. the first punch has been thrown!

How about some of this!

 

Bonus points for Fonzie. A two hit combo to start. Eru is on the ropes early. It's almost like he's sleeping!

No, sorry. You can't win. It's a well known fact that all candidates to winnar of teh intarwebs must become first e-celebrities, of at least a comparable category to that of goatse and tubgirl.

 

That is why, despite the fact that my IQ is expressed in orders of magnitude of Graham's number, I can't win myself.

 

Please, DON'T try to become the next Goatse, lest the universe collapse on itself!

You can't stop me baby!

 

 

I'm on fire!!!!

 

Not literally though, so don't worry.

 

Ha! Finally an excuse to post it!

 

 

That had been lying dormant for a little too long for mine or the Hoff's liking... "

Darth Launch jumps over the ropes while Pixies is haymakering Eru. She smashes him with a chair. Eru, sensing an ally, lets his guard down, and DL smacks him over the top ropes.

 

It's pandemonium!!!

She didn't make that animation herself.

 

 

She also forgot that I am holder of the wild card.

 

I'm not getting involved in yours and Eru's little scuffle... it's beneath me and the almighty ANL... however, if I was involved we all know I would win due to my toe-related rage

Agreed. She's just that extra that comes in and smacks everyone around to remind them of their place, then runs back into cheering fans.

She wouldn't win anything. She's a girl.

And that is why you weren't expecting anything and she smashed you in the back with a chair of animated Hoff!