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Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. :p
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That'd be cause for concern, Astro. :D

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

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I'm the same way at lunch time if I don't have my coffee in the morning.

 

EXACT. SAME. WAY.

 

Does this mean that you bite your arms or legs (or what is between your legs)? >_<"

"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc

"I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me

 

Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. :p
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Eh. I don't blame him. Consideirng the way the people were laughing at him, no wodner he went nuts. And, cats can do crazy things to.

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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He's just playing :lol: like how my dog will fart and then jump up and pretend it was some strange animal attacking him from below the carpet.

 

 

 

And watching a cat over the weekend for a friend was persuation enough never to get one of the filthy little buggers. Dog excrement smells bad sure, but cat poop/urine smell like you think your brain is going to dissolve...

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That and the running. The running! They think the entire house is a racetrack including any part of my body that happens to be lounging around and they use their claws to gain more traction!

 

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Heh, a schizophrenic dog :rolleyes:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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A bit old, but still funny.

 

I have zil experience of dogs, but I doubt that's exactly normal behaviour.

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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And watching a cat over the weekend for a friend was persuation enough never to get one of the filthy little buggers. Dog excrement smells bad sure, but cat poop/urine smell like you  think your brain is going to dissolve...

As a cat-owner expert, I can safely say that just like with humans, it depends a lot on what you feed the furry loved ones. A lot of commerical cat foods create very pungent wastes and often, the kitty-trots.

 

Plus, if dogs used 'boxes' that you only cleaned once a day or so, those boxes would smell pretty rank too, I'm sure. :)

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