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Colbert Report: Speaks at White House Dinner


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What are you talking about? He just sucked up to the guy.

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What are you talking about?  He just sucked up to the guy.

Its sarcasm. Colbert relates him to rocky for getting hit inthe head many times and still losing the fight.

 

He claims him on making judgements on gut feelings, not facts. He makes a mockery of the whole white house administration!

 

The only thing good he says about the president is that he makes the world greatest photo ops, on jets and flooded cities.

 

He talks about the 32 approval rating and how there just statisics that are based on reality, and reality as we all know is a liberl biased, and that don't listen to the polls, because the glass is not half empty its 2/3 empty, and the last is always back wash.

 

He rips onthe president.

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What are you talking about?  He just sucked up to the guy.

Its sarcasm. Colbert relates him to rocky for getting hit inthe head many times and still losing the fight.

 

He claims him on making judgements on gut feelings, not facts. He makes a mockery of the whole white house administration!

 

The only thing good he says about the president is that he makes the world greatest photo ops, on jets and flooded cities.

 

He talks about the 32 approval rating and how there just statisics that are based on reality, and reality as we all know is a liberl biased, and that don't listen to the polls, because the glass is not half empty its 2/3 empty, and the last is always back wash.

 

He rips onthe president.

 

LOL

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Colbert is awesome.

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

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It was pretty funny, but who the heck decided to give Colbert 30 minutes at a White House dinner?  Honestly they could have cut him off after about 7 minutes, he definitely lost steam.

 

 

30 minutes? Ouch...any roaster would lose steam after about 10.

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

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LOL, what were they thinking? Surely they must know that Colbert is a former member of the very liberal crew at the Daily Show, and that his right wing rant on the Report is all fake?

 

Anyway, he got balls man.

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