LoneWolf16 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 somehow the pending movie "The Planet of the Chimpanzees" does not seem to have the same impact... taks <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Three Words: Alba nude scene <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Somehow, this whole chimpocalypse doesn't seem so bad now. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Yeah you say that until you realise that its actually just a shaved chimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Yeah you say that until you realise that its actually just a shaved chimp. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Animal cruelty! Waxing is the only form of hair removal allowed to be performed on a chimp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Meta wrote: "US citizens make better eating, with all that extra fat..."You wrote: "We fatten ourselves up to be eaten..." I wrote:"The thin, aka everyone else except you, will survive..." I was replying to you. I obviously meant the US, since it was what you were conversing about. Surrepfaltus just happened to post when I was writing. I win. YOU LOSE. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did you mean to say Surrepphallus? DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 If you want Lucius... if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Yeah you say that until you realise that its actually just a shaved chimp. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Strangely arousing. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokishi Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 What? you say shaving your monkey makes you feel good? Current 3DMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 mmm shaven monkey goodness when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 What? you say shaving your monkey makes you feel good? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There's a peculiar charm about it. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokishi Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 What? you say shaving your monkey makes you feel good? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There's a peculiar charm about it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No you said it makes you horny. Current 3DMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 We shave chimps we capture. Much like Saddam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 What? you say shaving your monkey makes you feel good? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There's a peculiar charm about it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No you said it makes you horny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did not! I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 You know what we do to chimp supporters 'round here boy? Besides using lots of italics, I mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Um...send them on their way, unharmed, safe, and alive? With a 20 in their back pocket? I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 Um...send them on their way, unharmed, safe, and alive? With a 20 in their back pocket? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Two words: Banana Suit It's an ugly way to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 I got a chill. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 The chimps are just a small part of the larger zoological organization run by gorrilla Grodd. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 it could be worse..................the world be run by Liberal and other intellual ineffectiuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 it could be worse..................the world be run by Liberal and other intellual ineffectiuals. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're going to have a bad November Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 i am a firm believer in irony................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 i am a firm believer in irony................................... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> mmmmmmmmm........firm......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 I am firmly - and rather scaly - convinced that we have arrived at the point where the good sort of inertia has been beset by chaos ... FL0SD.Obe The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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