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The Chimpocalypse approaches

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somehow the pending movie "The Planet of the Chimpanzees" does not seem to have the same impact...

 

taks

 

Three Words: Alba nude scene

Somehow, this whole chimpocalypse doesn't seem so bad now. :-

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

Yeah you say that until you realise that its actually just a shaved chimp.

Yeah you say that until you realise that its actually just a shaved chimp.

Animal cruelty! :- Waxing is the only form of hair removal allowed to be performed on a chimp!

Meta wrote: "US citizens make better eating, with all that extra fat..."

You wrote: "We fatten ourselves up to be eaten..."

I wrote:"The thin, aka everyone else except you, will survive..."

 

I was replying to you. I obviously meant the US, since it was what you were conversing about. Surrepfaltus just happened to post when I was writing.

 

I win. YOU LOSE. :-

Did you mean to say Surrepphallus? :o

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

If you want Lucius... if you want. :-

Yeah you say that until you realise that its actually just a shaved chimp.

Strangely arousing. :)

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

What? you say shaving your monkey makes you feel good?

Current 3DMark

mmm shaven monkey goodness :)

when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

What? you say shaving your monkey makes you feel good?

There's a peculiar charm about it. :wub:

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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We shave chimps we capture. Much like Saddam.

What? you say shaving your monkey makes you feel good?

There's a peculiar charm about it. :wub:

 

No you said it makes you horny.

:o Did not!

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

  • Author

You know what we do to chimp supporters 'round here boy?

 

 

Besides using lots of italics, I mean

Um...send them on their way, unharmed, safe, and alive? With a 20 in their back pocket? :blink:

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

  • Author
Um...send them on their way, unharmed, safe, and alive? With a 20 in their back pocket?  :lol:

 

 

Two words: Banana Suit

 

 

It's an ugly way to go

I got a chill. :lol:

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

The chimps are just a small part of the larger zoological organization run by gorrilla Grodd.

 

GorillaGrodd02.jpg

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

it could be worse..................the world be run by Liberal and other intellual ineffectiuals.

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it could be worse..................the world be run by Liberal and other intellual ineffectiuals.

 

You're going to have a bad November

i am a firm believer in irony...................................

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i am a firm believer in irony...................................

 

mmmmmmmmm........firm.........

I am firmly - and rather scaly - convinced that we have arrived at the point where the good sort of inertia has been beset by chaos ...

 

FL0SD.Obe

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

:dragon:

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