Llyranor Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Who here is an avid practitioner of the Scientology faith? I am not, unfortunately, but I hold a particularly dear academic interest in it. Perhaps some of you could enlighten me further as well. So, any scientologists around here? (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
thepixiesrock Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 I hear they are trying to take over the world. Confirm or deny! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Lucius Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 They believe in that Alien overlord Xenu, yes? DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
Nick_i_am Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 I too am a member of the happy friends club. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Shut it Christboy, at least XENU is plausible, I mean L-Ron wrote about him, L-Ron was a real prophet, we know he existed, show me the proof to Jesus' existence. hah
Surreptishus Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 who has been tested by scientologists with an e-meter?
Laozi Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 (edited) I was tested earlier this month. I contract evil spirits from an ex-girlfriend. Edited March 28, 2006 by Laozi People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
Nick_i_am Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 really? all I got was herpes. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Lucius Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Christboy? Me? No mr. Travolta worshipper, I'm a member of the Super Adventure Club. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
Laozi Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 really? all I got was herpes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Atleast it wasn't the "drip" " People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 I am not officially part of the church. It's complicated. As I said I'm more of a secular at heart, but I swear on the American Constitution that I truly believe L-Ron's prophecies.
Pidesco Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Scientologists believe L. Ron Hubbard can write. That takes faith. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 I've read Battlefield Earth 3 times in a row, one of the great unsung classics.
Pidesco Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 In a row? Did you stop to go to the bathroom? "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 (edited) Of course, book in hand, it was an almost mystical experience. Edited March 28, 2006 by Baley
Atreides Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Thetan-chan is not amused. Spreading beauty with my katana.
Pidesco Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 I heard that if someone criticizes Scientology to much they'll be attacked by Tom Cruise's theeth. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Shut up! Just shut up! You don't know **** about us, halt this puerile anger towards us, we're human too!!
Surreptishus Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Now I know Baley is lying. Scientologists wouldnt appeal to somebody's compassion... they'd sue 'em for defamation.
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 That's a crude lie fabricated by the liberal media!
Llyranor Posted March 29, 2006 Author Posted March 29, 2006 I wish to know more about this... L-Ron. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Baley Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 You can try this place : http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion.../l-ron-hubbard/ But you might find it a tad biased. Fear not, L-ron believes in you.
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