Dark Moth Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 The subject of this report is Musopticon First, before the review commences, let us all have a brief glimpse of history. We will delve into the primordial origins of this monumental Obsidian figure. Eh, what the heck... I might as well post my first message in to this topic. Favorite subject and all. Some favorite bands of mine: At the Gates Apocalyptica(\,,/) Arcturus Airut Borknagar Bolt Thrower The Berzerker Blind Stare Degenerata Graveworm(ack! Christian BM!) Nile Mokoma Melechesh Kiuas Karl Sanders Heavy Metal Perse! When Heaven Wept Eternal Tears of Sorrow Kalmah Moonsorrow Moonspell Immortal Vigrid Fulgur Yggdrasil Vox Vulgaris Skyforger Suidakra Thales Scent of Flesh Imperanon Hevein FINNTROLL!!! Turmion K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I never get no stinking reports! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I would have done one for you a while ago, but I didn't. I didn't, because, I wanted to see how long you would go without asking for one, and two, because I wanted to see how long everyone else would go with out offering. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Yeah, everyone hates me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 No, they don't care enough about you to hate you. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 This mind-numbing apathy is making me want to slash my wrists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I know what you mean, I want to record a cover of "Saint James Infirmary," but I don't think I will be able to pull it off. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Don't go Gabs on us now, Baley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Hypothetical situation. You look down the barrel of a loaded gun, the hammer is pulled back, your finger on the trigger but you hesitate. Situations that have build up over time have lead you down this course, you are committed to go through, yet you hesitate and put the gun down. It would be a quick painless death yet you stop. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I have a case of suicide and the only cure is more cowbell! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 *whew* One more report done. That leaves in this order: Draken Eldar (bwahahahaha) Blank And hold the phone, CoF! I don't think I said I was going to do a report for you. That doesn't mean I won't, just saying. Apologies to Muso? for not getting the report out sooner. I didn't forget, nor did I blow him off, I just haven't had the time. This is literally the first free day I've had for weeks. The past month has been absolutely horrendous work-wise. I'll try and get the reports out a little sooner next time. Key word: try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 This is a T.O.M.B.S. report for Eldar. http://www.thefriendsociety.com/anim.php?i...lar&w=500&h=350 Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 This mind-numbing apathy is making me want to slash my wrists. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't do it, jesus loves you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I see what you mean. You're essentially advocating self-salvation via an existential personal crusade, I should look for the sequestered answers to my intrinsically magnanimous being in the depths of my own soul, for only love is puissant enough to burn the shallow carcass of life everlasting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Embrace the lords love! Save thyself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Oh, Shutup, baley. I'll do another report on you myself. Who are you again? Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Fine, don't even comment on my report of you, jerk. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Dammit, Lou, I'm speechless. I'm also still trying to understand it. Plus it scares me. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Maaann... Don't you even know Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Dammit, Lou, I'm speechless. I'm also still trying to understand it. Plus it scares me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maaann... Don't you even know <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It doesn't matter how long it is, fellas - what counts is how well you use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Dammit, Lou, I'm speechless. I'm also still trying to understand it. Plus it scares me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maaann... Don't you even know <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It doesn't matter how long it is, fellas - what counts is how well you use it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Keep telling yourself that jags. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenghuang Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 (edited) I have it on good authority that girth is better than length. Also Mothman [the Fat] totally said he'd do a report for me. See?! I'll do a report for you soon CoF. "I don't think I said I was going to do a report for you." who does he think he is? <_< Edited April 4, 2006 by Fenghuang RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 Mothie, I feel loved in the intarweb. Must...escape... kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I have it on good authority that girth is better than length. Which explains why Jimbo's clubby is short and stubby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I have it on good authority that girth is better than length. Also Mothman [the Fat] totally said he'd do a report for me. See?! I'll do a report for you soon CoF. "I don't think I said I was going to do a report for you." who does he think he is? <_< <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you a prophet, CoF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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