Also, let's get more reviews. I already typed gibberish in and called it a review; it's someone elses turn.

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"gibberish in". I call that my review. Okay, someone else's turn.

Edited March 23, 200619 yr by Blank

Blank is witty and topical.

Edited March 23, 200619 yr by Draken_Fett

Blank is witty and topical.

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No, it's all you guys. I simply took you up on the 'topical' claim and BAM!, automatic wit. Witty and Topical

Edited March 23, 200619 yr by Blank

Well, here is the first part of the report. Contrary to what my friend meta thinks, I'm quite open to criticism when I've solicited it. In fact, I almost always find some way to incorporate good suggestions. So, it can be a bit heavy, but let's strike a lighter note. What can I do to infuse some humor into this report?

 

I looked up from where I stood. The single wall wrapped around a circular room, with three entrances, one each for the defendant, the prosecution, and the defense. Above the low wall stood rows upon rows of seats reaching up in an ever widening curve. In the middle of the room stood the defendant, J.E. Sawyer. Across from me stood my opponent, the prosecutor. Although I did not know the defendant particularly well, I stood as Sawyer

Blank is witty and topical.

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The kid

 

Gets it

 

From me

No, pixies, your humor isn't witty and topical, it's silly and typical.

 

And the above report is nice; one of the better ones. 'Course, that's only my opinion, and I liked the Super Mario Bros movie, so I wouldn't trust what I say too much.

Hey! I liked the Mario movie!

 

 

 

Then again, people don't trust me. <_<

I trust you.

Exceptions only prove the rule.

Lisdten, I know you are upset and everything, but what you have to remember is that global warming is just a theory at this point.

Never! You can't make me!

I can fake you though.

Hey! I liked the Mario movie!

That's a classical

 

 

Then again, people don't trust me. <_<

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I do

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Thanks, that's...a relief. <_<

Thanks, that's...a relief. <_<

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...do you have a problem with that?

Let's get back to the reviews, shall we? Anyone want to do the second half of Sawyer's review? huh? Pixies? Can I send a little love your way by letting you finish the trial?

No, not at all. Nevermind me.

No, not at all. Nevermind me. 

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...umm...OK

I feel insulted, meta.  It's not too late for me to dip my pen in the venom inkwell.  You'd better watch out!

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*shakes in boots* /acting

Curse you, meta. Swineheart.

Castle Wolfenstein!

 

Your VIPness doesn't scare me, Eldar!

 

*maniacal laughter*

+1,000.03785 points to meta for finding one of my all time favorites. In the original, you were a British soldier. I played mine on the Atari, and it was awesome.

I remember that! It even had voices!

Let's get back to the reviews, shall we?  Anyone want to do the second half of Sawyer's review?  huh?  Pixies?  Can I send a little love your way by letting you finish the trial?

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I liked it Eldar, and agree that it is one of the better ones yet. I don't think it needs more humour, just an ending. There was some good humour in it already; adding more might help, but if you can't think of any, it isn't necessary.

 

and I also liked the mario bros. movie... :ph34r:

Because I like you, I'm going to let you live for saying that.