Except I'm out some $300 for a single dinner. And the smell of failure might cling to me afterwards. Again. Then I'll have to spend an additional $6000 for the magical gnome in the alley off main street to cleanse me again.......it's an unpleasant process.

 

At least this way I'm gradually bleeding away my funds.

 

Oh, and what pixies said. Definitely that one.

Edited February 12, 200619 yr by LoneWolf16

If anybody needs a date, you can fill out a questionaire are the old OFVDS.

 

 

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hey

 

Speaking of being alone, don't be!

 

 

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Hey!!

 

Speaking of taking chances, take a chance on romance!

 

 

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HEY!!!

I hope you weren't expecting any royalties for that...

I hope you weren't expecting any royalties for that...

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I was... :'(

I hope you weren't expecting any royalties for that...

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I was... :'(

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Oho, gotcha!

 

 

The check will be arriving in a few days.

Except I'm out some $300 for a single dinner. And the smell of failure might cling to me afterwards. Again. Then I'll have to spend an additional $6000 for the magical gnome in the alley off main street to cleanse me again.......it's an unpleasant process.

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Buy a taser and some duct tape. Much cheaper, much more successful.

Okay!

 

Three things she/he has to be:

- preferably female

- preferably human

- Finnish is a must!

 

Three things you can trade off, that are bad to most people:

- she doesn't have to actually like me

- she can be violent physically and verbally if she's hot

- she can wear clothes if she wants

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Llyranor stepped up first. I'll continue with him in a second. My cunning scheme for you, Lonewolf16, is that you shall spend Monday wandering the downtown area (or equivalent) of your location*, and you shall be looking for people to help. You will help five people. In so doing you are sure to either happen across a winsome young lady and impress her, or you will be so annoyed with me for sending you out in the first place that you will get a date with an entire women's volleyball team, and become a sex-writer for Playboy magazine, just so you can publicly mock me.

 

Llyranor, you given us some excellent material. I think your best bet will be some kind of young violent offender. I'm not really sure where they hang out. the only thing I'm coming up with is to bait your car with overproof rum and leave it outside a women's college.

 

Anyone else want to chip in with a plan to net Llyranor his dream psychopath?

 

 

*If you are from Minnesota, just follow the Moose.

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I vote Gabrielle is who he should date!

Edited February 12, 200619 yr by thepixiesrock

And it should be a blind date to boot.

Gabs isn't Finnish, you cretin! *slap* Now, give me a hand. We need a big romance map over there and some more brains! Get cracking, you oaf!

 

EDIT: can someone actually give us a romance map for the Valentine's War-room? We can keep it updated.

Sorry.

 

 

What about him dating Gabrielle?

Gabrielle

Gabrielle       

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Gentlemen, please! No loving in here! This is the Valentine's war-room.

You have been waiting to say that since the inception of this thread, haven't you?

http://www.frappr.com/valentinewarroommap

I hate Fins as much as I do the French.

You have been waiting to say that since the inception of this thread, haven't you?

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:D :D :D

 

Great work on the map, but I'm too stupid to put myself on it.

 

EDIT: Gabs, what have you possibly got against the Finns?

I hate Fins as much as I do the French.

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thats weird because i heard the national snack of Finland was Doritos.

Hahahahahahaha

 

 

Zing!

All right I'm sick of seeing my name thrown around here. Get a clue.

 

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Maybe if you weren't a hypocrite all of the time, we wouldn't talk about you in the first place. But I will honor your request and stop.

Ladies and Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! I've already used that gag!

Awkward silence...

We so need a tumbleweed icon for these types of moments.

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