Llyranor Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Yeah, tell him. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 I got the idea from the statement 'make love not war' and it occurred to me that war may have other side-effects, but at least war has rules, and you can share your trials and tribulations with friends. Hence a war room for Love. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 I got the idea from the statement 'make love not war' and it occurred to me that war may have other side-effects, but at least war has rules, and you can share your trials and tribulations with friends. Hence a war room for Love. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Way to dodge me. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 You keep posting at the same time as me. *pouts* You haven't really said what your women troubles are, mate. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 I've read this whole thread... and it still doesn't make sense. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Whats the matter, too fat to keep up? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well... I am rather quick. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 What you will need irrespective, is a plan for dinner that doesn't involve restaurants. It is completely bloody impossible to get reservations on Valentines day. I guess it would depend on her taste, but you'll need some meal ideas. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Home cooked meal always a good idea, that way the victim is already trapped in your lair with nowhere to run you can enjoy a more intimate environment. Just be prepare to have rohypnol and handcuffs some good wine and expensive dessert on hand. Oh and Febreze is a life saver, use it to get rid of that smell of rotting corpses "guy" smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 I've read this whole thread... and it still doesn't make sense. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Whats the matter, too fat to keep up? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well... I am rather quick. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fat is a state of mind. And you are Fatso McFatty! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 What you will need irrespective, is a plan for dinner that doesn't involve restaurants. It is completely bloody impossible to get reservations on Valentines day. I guess it would depend on her taste, but you'll need some meal ideas. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Home cooked meal always a good idea, that way the victim is already trapped in your lair with nowhere to run you can enjoy a more intimate environment. Just be prepare to have rohypnol and handcuffs some good wine and expensive dessert on hand. Oh and Febreze is a life saver, use it to get rid of that smell of rotting corpses "guy" smell. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Seriously though. I mean even if ...I mean when we get you chaps dates we are going to have to have a date to go on. *scratches chin* Besides the obvious options, what neat stuff can you get to do at home? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Walsingham, help me! What do I do. There is this girl I like, and I don't know if she likes me because she liked me, then she got mad at me, and now I can't tell. TELL ME! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Walsingham, help me! What do I do. There is this girl I like, and I don't know if she likes me because she liked me, then she got mad at me, and now I can't tell. TELL ME! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You should have paid her after the night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 Walsingham, help me! What do I do. There is this girl I like, and I don't know if she likes me because she liked me, then she got mad at me, and now I can't tell. TELL ME! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why did she get mad at you? And can we put some explosions on your bit of the love-map? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Walsingham, help me! What do I do. There is this girl I like, and I don't know if she likes me because she liked me, then she got mad at me, and now I can't tell. TELL ME! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why did she get mad at you? And can we put some explosions on your bit of the love-map? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Something about me not talking to her in school or something... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 Hmmm... I'm guessing you should eat some humble pie. Go ask her out. But it should be in a novel way. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokishi Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Sooo.. you people know the story of Saint Valentines don't you? Current 3DMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Tell us, Bokishi! (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Hmmm... I'm guessing you should eat some humble pie. Go ask her out. But it should be in a novel way. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What is that supposed to mean? Novel? You want me to write a book about her and give it to her? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 That's an idea. I'm trying to think of something cool. What does she like? What's she like? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokishi Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Valentine was a Priest who loved girl, but wasn't allowed to love. So he was imprisioned Current 3DMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Make a song for her, pixies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 She laughs at my jokes, joins in with my jokes, and told me I was very srange. She likes soccer I guess. She plays soccer at least. She likes funny I guess... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokishi Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 In some ways, Valentine was like a jedi. Current 3DMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayth Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Hmmm... I'm guessing you should eat some humble pie. Go ask her out. But it should be in a novel way. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What is that supposed to mean? Novel? You want me to write a book about her and give it to her? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, no, no. What you do is set up a scavenger hunt to find her 'secret admirer' (you) and make sure and have it set up so that you seem soooo sexy in her head that on the next to last step where you ask in the form of a note if she'll be your date she's bound to be your date even after she finds out you're a fat slob. It worked for Donkeylips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 In some ways, Valentine was like a jedi. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I am in stiches. Hahahahahahaha. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 No, no, no. What you do is set up a scavenger hunt to find her 'secret admirer' (you) and make sure and have it set up so that you seem soooo sexy in her head that on the next to last step where you ask in the form of a note if she'll be your date she's bound to be your date even after she finds out you're a fat slob. It worked for Donkeylips. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But I'm not fat... At least not on the outside... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayth Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Wait, wait, wait. She likes soccer? Write "Will you be my Valentine? Yes [ ] No [ ]" on a red soccer ball, then kick it at her head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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