Oerwinde Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 (edited) Well, God must have known AND let him do it, otherwise god isn't omniscient and omnipotent ... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> well god did abicate his throne in favor of lucifer (who promptly said screw it and made his own creation) in the events of Lucifer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not quite. He made his own creation before God abdicated. In doing so he proved himself God's worthy successor, and God abdicated. Problem was, Lucifer didn't want the job, and neither did Michael, so some demons and such got it in their mind to take over. I like what they did with the girl. How she absorbed Michael's powers when she died and was therefore able to create her own creation, and she kept trying and trying to create a world where people wouldn't kill each other over their belief in her, that she eventually just said **** it, and stayed out of it. Edited June 11, 2006 by Oerwinde The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Wednesday next week... The new Star Wars Legacy series from Darkhorse Comics <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't know where to buy those. Amazon.ca doesn't have them (I'm not paying the shipping and customs charges for Amazon.com) and the local Chapters doesn't carry comics (or at least not when I last looked). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I got mine today. The #0 isnt a comic at all but a sketchbook with artwork and a bit of background info. Ive got a bad feeling about it though. I wont know until I read the first actual issue but it doesnt feel like Star Wars at all. The Yuzan Vong has completely mucked up the galaxy, the character design is too spaced out and.. well, I hope its better than it seems. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Well, I'll be.......... http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060614/ennew...an_060614153003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Well, I'll be.......... http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060614/ennew...an_060614153003 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In a statement, Marvel trumpeted the revelation as "arguably the most shocking event in comic book history." yeah, no going back on that one, unless he invents a super-mass-effect-mind-altering-ray-that-subtracts-memories ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenghuang Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Preacher is a really cool comic. Read the first two Hellblazer trades, trying to figure out which Swamp Thing trades are involved in the crossover at the end of trade one, and which one has Constantine's Origin/first appearance before buying more. Read the first three Preacher trades, ording the last six with my next paycheck. I have a problem. RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 (edited) Preacher is a really cool comic. Read the first two Hellblazer trades, trying to figure out which Swamp Thing trades are involved in the crossover at the end of trade one, and which one has Constantine's Origin/first appearance before buying more. Read the first three Preacher trades, ording the last six with my next paycheck. I have a problem. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Preacher is awesome. And if you like that, you like Ennis' run on Punisher, and possibly Goddess as well. Also, the forementioned Lucifer is one of the best comics out there today as well. Though to be honest, the first half of the series was way better than the 2nd half. Edited June 15, 2006 by Oerwinde The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenghuang Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Can I pick up Ennis' run on Punisher in TPB form? RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Can I pick up Ennis' run on Punisher in TPB form? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I believe so. First one is "Welcome Back Frank" I believe. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 I've got welcome back frank.. and it's available at your local book store or if you drive into my general vacinity I'll loan it to you Feng. However it would appear that Wonder Woman was BOOTED from E3 because of the "booth babes" rules. Not entirly sure this is true as I saw it while browsing gamasutra. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 What? There are so many things wrong with that! First, she's a super-hero. As in "not gratuitous t&a", actually the whole point (that just happens to look like gratuitous t&a). Two, what about her super powers? no-one can truly keep her out, if she doesn't want it. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 What? There are so many things wrong with that! First, she's a super-hero. As in "not gratuitous t&a", actually the whole point (that just happens to look like gratuitous t&a). Two, what about her super powers? no-one can truly keep her out, if she doesn't want it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not entirly sure... but as to her powers if a man binds her hands with metal then she's powerless... (law of aphrodite or sum such crap) http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?op=modl...article&sid=484 enjoy... especially the part about magnetism. KNEELBEFOREZOD! And they do in epI of star wars... Terrence stamp (general Zod of superman 2) is Chancellor Valorum. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Zod Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 KNEELBEFOREZOD! And they do in epI of star wars... Terrence stamp (general Zod of superman 2) is Chancellor Valorum. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It seems theres some sort of pesky natural born citizen clause or somesuch in your so-called constitution that prevents me from running in a legal presidential race... so I'll jjust have to do it the fun way and crush your puny armies under the boot of mighty Zod! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenghuang Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I've got welcome back frank.. and it's available at your local book store or if you drive into my general vacinity I'll loan it to you Feng. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Deal. Maybe I can loan you my copies of the Escapist anthology in trade. That is when I get it back from my friend up here. RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Terrence stamp (general Zod of superman 2) is Chancellor Valorum. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Also, the voice of Jor-El in Smallville... freaky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?op=modl...article&sid=484 enjoy... especially the part about magnetism. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There was a 1960s comic book character by the name of Captain Marvel (one of the half-dozen or so who've used the same name). This is the version you've never heard of: a short-lived character who, upon shouting his magic word "SPLIT!", could make his body divide up into pieces that operated independently: I guess there was some telekinesis involved, otherwise this Captain Marvel would just fall uselessly into a pile of limbs. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 (edited) http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?op=modl...article&sid=484 enjoy... especially the part about magnetism. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There was a 1960s comic book character by the name of Captain Marvel (one of the half-dozen or so who've used the same name). This is the version you've never heard of: a short-lived character who, upon shouting his magic word "SPLIT!", could make his body divide up into pieces that operated independently: I guess there was some telekinesis involved, otherwise this Captain Marvel would just fall uselessly into a pile of limbs. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> or run jump "split" hit the ground between panels and bounce. I also liked the telepathy BTW my last post has 3 different links (one in each word) Edited June 16, 2006 by Calax Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?op=modl...article&sid=484 enjoy... especially the part about magnetism. The part about the only good superpowers being flight, strength, speed, and invisibility left one out. Probability control. The greatest power of all. With Probability control you could have all those other 4 powers, and more. Because nothing is impossible, just improbable. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 That reminds me of this comic: http://www.comedity.com/index.php?strip_id=47 Although if you have a really powerful version of it, you get Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy type stuff. You make it probable that the bad guy you're fighting becomes a flower pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 17, 2006 Author Share Posted June 17, 2006 http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?op=modl...article&sid=484 enjoy... especially the part about magnetism. The part about the only good superpowers being flight, strength, speed, and invisibility left one out. Probability control. The greatest power of all. With Probability control you could have all those other 4 powers, and more. Because nothing is impossible, just improbable. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :remembers the house of M parodies on Newgrounds: Wanda: I don't want to fight you but I must prevent you from stopping magneto! Cyclops: I don't want to fight but I've got to stop magneto Wanda(uses powers and knocks a cup full of paperclips onto cyclops) Cyclops: Ow My eye! Jean: SCOTT! Wanda uses powers Jean: Eyelash EYELASH! Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Wow, is Josh Whedon's Astonishing run good or what? I mean, sheesh, he's nearly topping the grizzled veteran writers. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 17, 2006 Author Share Posted June 17, 2006 Wow, is Josh Whedon's Astonishing run good or what? I mean, sheesh, he's nearly topping the grizzled veteran writers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "next time lets' build this place out of lego" and of course colossus and kitty sleeping together. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 So, Spider-man is finally revealing his true identity to the whole world, going public. Does anybody else think they're gonna retcon this out of existence twenty issues from now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 18, 2006 Author Share Posted June 18, 2006 So, Spider-man is finally revealing his true identity to the whole world, going public. Does anybody else think they're gonna retcon this out of existence twenty issues from now? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> probably... if it doesn't go over well with the fans. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 well his main reason for keeping it secret was so no one would harm Mary Jane or Aunt May, now that they're both living in the avengers building, maybe he figures they're safe. Not that it really matters with Aunt May, she's just a clone anyway. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 Well, they said Spider-man was a clone during the clone saga ("Ben Reilly's the real one! Peter Parker is just a clone!"...WTF?) too, so that might be the real Aunt May after all. Marvel comics continuity boggles the mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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