metadigital Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Character: Volourn Race: Pink Dwarf Class: None (Haw haw, just kidding. :D) Illusionist. Able to cast powerful dweomers, like Disbelieve Unpalatable Facts (<{POST_SNAPBACK}>) and Magical Volo's Improved Disbelieve Reality (<{POST_SNAPBACK}>) Foods: Ruffles potato crisps and pink lollipops Special Attacks: can confuse once per thread Special Defence: Immune from logic Special Abilities: Can create fantasy RPG modules Special Vulnerabilities: Bioboi OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 -100 points from Mothman for ruining Way-Off Topic with music discussion. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Don't play dumb with me! I'm a P.I.! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 (edited) Don't snap at me, "Prostate Inspector"! I personally blame Mothman. Off to the T.O.M.B.S. thread! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah, I see now. Edited February 11, 2006 by Mothman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Little goody two-shoes. Little goody two-shoes! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Don't snap at me, "Prostate Inspector"! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Prostrate Inspector? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 That Mothman. A wit of iron I tell you. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Oh, but not as witty as you, pixies. : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Sharp as a bag of hammers. Is that the shortest TOMBS report, ever? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 What was I going to say? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 It was very witty, whatever it was. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Actually I think Surreptishus wrote a review of Nartwak that said " Brevitiy is ace" and left it at that. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 But was it finished? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Yes. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Hey, I'm not fat! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Because of the disruption in the time-space continuum, my review ended before it began. So, technically, taking time as a linear function of the ten dimensions required for M-Theory. I knew I was going to say that. Did you? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 ... Of course... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Hey, I'm not fat! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wasn't going to say anything, but your bum does look big in that. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 You can't see me. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 No it doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Yes, it does. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Baley, stop pouring bourbon into your thesearus. You'll stick the pages together. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Then stub out that cigarette you have rolled from indigenous ingredients. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 I know, it's funny because it's true. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 I know, it's funny because it's true. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Stop saying that. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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