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Superman vs. Batman

Meshugger
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Superman uses his x-ray vision and notices that Batman has forgotten to protect his crotch with the regular titanium-alloy suspenders, and suddenly...

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

Batman uses the time that it took Superman to notice this to make a quilt when suddenly...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

The Big Green swoops in and prepares to take out the SPAM ...

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

:dragon:

...he uses his x-ray vision to sterilise Batman, thus ensuring he has no heir. Outraged, Batman retaliates by...

Making two friendship bracelets, and is about to give one to Superman when all of a sudden...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Batman drops the bracelets, both he and Supes go to pick them up but bump their heads on the way down. They rub their heads and laugh then they stare into each others eyes intently and lean in close to one another when suddenly...

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When suddenly...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

It is the most sensuous kiss Superman has ever experienced. Each superhero passioantely embraces the other, their souls unifying. The experience goes to Superman's head and he starts to feel a little dizzy, a little too dizzy...

Batman rips off the mask and...

 

 

It's the Joker!

 

...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

and he was wearing Kryptonite lipstick!! The Joker laughed as Superman crashed to the ground, then he pulled out his...

Knitting kit, and began knitting a cage for Superman when all of a sudden...

Edited by thepixiesrock

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Man Gorgon is going to be so far behind.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

feel free to join in, other people. :wub:

Man Gorgon is going to be so far behind.

it'll be nice for the story if he forgets to use italics.

Edited by Blank

All that for nothing?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Hhmmmmm... Lou Gutman, I had high hopes myself for that Gorgon guy, even if I didn't participate in teh thread.

 

:wub:

Knitting kit, and began knitting a cage for Superman when all of a sudden...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Man Gorgon is going to be so far behind.

I was writing something when the random function on my mp3 player selected Blue in Green and I kinda zoned out and my attention drited to my weedbag.

Man Gorgon is going to be so far behind.

it'll be nice for the story if he forgets to use italics.

Shut the **** up Donny

Edited by Gorgon

Na na  na na  na na  ...

greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

That is all.

 

Joker accidentally knitted himself into a sweater!! It was unseasonably warm so Joker started to sweat profusely. Seeing his chance Supes broke out of the woollen cage and used his heat vision to turn up the temperature on the Joker. Things were getting dangerously hot when all of a sudden...

Edited by Surreptishus

....Joker's sweater caught fire, losing his balance and sending him tumbling towards the earth in ball of hot cloth, when all of a sudden...

He realized he wasn't falling at all, but that all of the cold air was pushing him up into the sky. All of a sudden...

Edited by thepixiesrock

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

He smashed into a passing-by zeppelin, causing it to burst into flames. Just then...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

An aeroplane was flying in roughly the same area, and as Joker started falling he landed on the wing.

A Water Bomber piloted by scantily clad firewomen appeared to save the day. Unexpectedly...

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

The women piloting the plane started making out, out of control, the plane started to veer to the right when...

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