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Magena
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...and the talent agent sighs and says, "Fine, show me what you've got, but I'm not making any promises..."

...so the dad has his son run out and bring in a cardboard mat and drag it into the talent agent's office as he tells his wife and daughter to start stripping down, the son lays the mat out in front of the talent agent's desk and...

Come on, guys. The joke isn't even funny.

Ive never heard that joke. Someone make with the punchline.

If we skip uninteresting details, the last line is:

 

Aristocrates!

Now that was a ZINGer if there

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Well after a few prunes here and there ... let's say it's time to retire this one ...

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

:dragon:

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