The time is ripe to invade Canada!!!!

[SteveThaiBinh]

Kill Bryan Adams! 

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That seems unnecessarily violent. Gagging him would be enough.

[Walsingham]

*singing*

Five golden TOOOOOKS! :D

[CoM_Solaufein]

Can't we convert them into more oil?

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We can use them as cheap oil to ship to third world countries.

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^ Got to love women

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Women are just evil.

[Judge Hades]

I like evil women as long as they don't try to kill me.

[CoM_Solaufein]

Keep them far away from sharp instruments. If you don't "satisfy" them, you may wake up one morning finding something missing below the waist.

[Lucius]

Whats wrong with French Canadians?

[kumquatq3]

Whats wrong with French Canadians? 

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He's one of them!!!!

[Darth_Schmarth]

No, he's just gathering some information in preparation of the imminent Danish penguin invasion of Canada.

[kumquatq3]

No, he's just gathering some information in preparation of the imminent Danish penguin invasion of Canada.

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He could be a French Canadian spying on the Danish, you know, all double agent like.

[Lucius]

Our plans are foiled. Kill the Swedish spy!

[Darth_Schmarth]

No! I'm in fact a Californian scientist spying on the Swedes!

[kumquatq3]

I don't even miss watching Alias anymore!

[Lucius]

No! I'm in fact a Californian scientist spying on the Swedes!

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So, in fact you're a Californian scientist spying on the Swedes while actually having pretended to be Swedish, who discovered a French Canadian pretending to be Danish, only to find out that he was actually spying on the Danish trying to find information about their plans to invade Canada with penguins?

 

Oh and Kumq, did you see the episode when the Alias hoe was in Denmark and all the evil Danes ran around in black private security uniforms with red barets and uzies talking with German accents? :ph34r:

Edited November 29, 2005 by Lucius

[kumquatq3]

Oh and Kumq, did you see the episode when the Alias hoe was in Denmark and all the evil Danes ran around in black private security uniforms with red barets and uzies talking with German accents?      :ph34r:

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Not specifically, but I'm pretty sure all the bad guys in Alias are secretly Danes :ph34r:

[Lucius]

The time is now.

[Darth_Schmarth]

No! I'm in fact a Californian scientist spying on the Swedes!

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So, in fact you're a Californian scientist spying on the Swedes while actually having pretended to be Swedish, who discovered a French Canadian pretending to be Danish, only to find out that he was actually spying on the Danish trying to find information about their plans to invade Canada with penguins?

Something along those lines, yes.

[Lucius]

Something along those lines, yes.

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BURN THE WITCH :ph34r:

[kumquatq3]

The time is now. 

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Thats exactly what I'd expect a Danish Chimp to say

[Janmanden]

Keep them far away from sharp instruments. If you don't "satisfy" them, you may wake up one morning finding something missing below the waist. 

 

Yeah and then they'll go on a shopping spree... Yes, I am just guessing, because I never had that problem.

[Reinoc]

I'm watching you all. :ph34r:

[Lucius]

The time is now. 

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Thats exactly what I'd expect a Danish Chimp to say

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So the prophecy is true after all. The coming of Danish chimps.

[Judge Hades]

Hmmm... Danish Chimps... *munch munch munch*

[Rosbjerg]

we are not pastries! in fact we are not sweet and sugarcoated in any way! .. except on special occasions, but I would rather not go into that right now! :ph34r:

[Darkside]

The drama continues...

 

 

I'm not worried about the Danes or their chimps. The great puffin army keeps me safe.

[kumquatq3]

we are not pastries!

 

That can be your battle cry